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Twice (but it wasn't my fault) by borealis
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
14 Feb 2026
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Hans has had enough. The people don’t respect him, his uncle thinks he is unfit for anything, and nothing he ever does is enough.
So he ventures out on a whim, gets his helmet visor hopelessly stuck shut, saves a woman’s life, and hears the most magical words of his life: thank you.He quickly decides to do it again.
Anonymously.
Throw in a pesky local blacksmith, one fateful visit to the bathhouse, and a mysterious knight with the same idea (whom he keeps running into)—and Hans’ life becomes something he could never have expected.
Or: a little story about how two idiots manage to find each other twice and accidentally create a local legend.
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09 Feb 2026
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When Henry’s body finally gives out from under the weight of his duty, Hans seizes the chance to repay his faithful lover with a slow and tender massage.
Alternatively: Hans blows Henry's back out.
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06 Feb 2026
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Up the Slope, Love, of This High Mountain by rednightmare
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Jan 2026
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At the end, Hans knows that every lover—even Beatrice—must die.
My first Hans fic of the KCD2 era. A prose & poem study of Lord Capon’s changing understanding of love and obsession with (his own) death, dragged out into the open by the extraordinary violence that is by knighthood demanded of him.
Also, a resurrection of KCD1’s original incarnation of Lord Capon: ferocity, honest and joyful; the mania of privilege; the cage of youth; and true love above all.
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29 Jan 2026
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"But I'm not just asking for myself," Hans continued, quieter. "If people start to wonder about the lack of an heir, it won't be me they turn on, we both know that. Jitka's reputation—she'll be worse than ruined when the gossip starts to come."
Or, when the heir to Rattay still can't sire a child one year into marriage, he comes begging for Henry's help. Henry thinks the task is simple, if insane: shoot a few loads in Jitka, then make like the wind so nobody suspects him.
Unfortunately for Hans, nothing is nearly ever so simple.
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24 Jan 2026
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Almost Believing (This One's Not Pretend) by Aiyanna_w, borealis, carouselfancy, DesertWillow, intacognito, Loukassh, Nerdybirdnerd, OhTee, Skribls, spectral_catsith, Supernova95 for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Henry has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for years, so when Hans begs him to come to Pirkstein's masquerade ball, he finds it impossible to say no.
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26 Dec 2025