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    “Why would anyone want to mic you up, Hollander?” Ilya asked, getting down to his knees next to Shane to join him in his stretches. “All they will hear is you discussing boring statistics and complaining how I am so much more talented than you.”

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    Or, Shane and Ilya on the ice, over the years

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    Shane works in IT.

    Ilya’s computer always seems to be fucked up.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Ilya turned slightly toward the reporter. “Shane won’t say this, but it’s true. When your captain is calm, you don’t panic. You just… follow him.”

    The reporter blinked. “You’re talking about Shane’s leadership?”

    Ilya’s smile was devastating. “Am talking about my husband.”

    The room sucked in a collective breath. Husband. Said as if they were discussing muffin recipes.

    On the internet: Breaking: Shane Hollander maintains perfect composure while his teammate professes eternal devotion live on air.

    Shane agrees to one post-game interview with Ilya. Ilya is determined to make sure everyone knows how brilliant, beautiful, and perfect his husband is.

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