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    Earthlings don't see color until they make eye-contact with their soulmates for the first time.

    But Kryptonians say your soulmate will resemble you. You look like you belong in the same House.

    Batman encounters reporter Clark Kent, their eyes meet through the cowl and Bruce can see color for the first time.

    Clark can't help but noticed that, to spite being from different planets, Bruce Wayne looks a lot like him. Bruce Wayne must be his soulmate! Superman keeps showing up in Gotham to try and speak to Bruce.

    But Bruce knows his soulmate is that rando nobody of a reporter from the Daily Planet and has no time for the alien's romantic overtures.

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    In a world where soulmates are represented by animal familiars, Clark wonders if his soulmate is a cat. A literal domesticated feline animal that one could get from the pet store and not just a person with some cat-like personality traits. There’s no other explanation as to why his familiar acts like every single asshole cat meme to ever exist.
    On the off chance his soulmate is a real human being, well… He would never tell his mother this, she raised him too well, but sometimes Clark wishes his soulmate’s familiar was making him feel just as miserable.
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    Bruce peels his eyes away from the monitors to look down at the menace on his lap and barely contains a look of disgust. Big blue eyes stare up at him as he rests his chin on Bruce’s thigh, and as their eyes meet, the pathetic, whimpering little whines are replaced by excited huffs, the clickity clack of dancing paws on concrete, and the rhythmic thumping of his tail hitting the leg of the table.
    Why does it have to be so needy and cuddly all the time?

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Buzzcuts are arguably one of Johnny Storms most iconic trademarks, he thinks nothing of it buzzing his hair again. He did not ask permission. Why would he? Its HIS hair!

    Now his boyfriends mad at him, which obviously means he has to win Peter Parker back.

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    Deadpool finds out about the Daily Bugle’s smear campaign against Spider-Man. He corners one Peter B. Parker, a notorious paparazzi, to set him straight about Spidey. Peter must put in a good word for him, because Spidey’s icy heart thaws a little. Hence, it’s natural that Deadpool continues to seek Peter’s advice about the arachnid hero.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Small moments in Bruce and Clark's lives where they reflect on their words and future leading to their meting

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    02 Feb 2026