NotSoSaucyStuff



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    They met her after tour. Martyn’s friend’s dog had puppies and Phil fell in love at first sight. Dan did too, but he’ll deny it if you ask.

    Dan tries to keep his distance, because she’s Phil’s dog not his, but she isn’t having any of it.

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    14 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Dan is seven years old when he meets Phil Lester and friendship comes easy for them. Over the years they meet each other in the hallway despite what life throws at them.

    2nd Place for Best Songfic of the 2020 Phanfic Awards!

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    14 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 26

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    Phil gets stood up on a blind date.

    At least the bartender's cute.

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    20 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 29

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    "Stop, stop!" Phil said suddenly, his expression a little softer. "God, what is going on? Before you moved in, we were practically living together and we didn't drive each other this crazy."

    "I know," Dan said, nodding. "What happened?"

    They paused for a moment, the air quiet between them. He wasn't wrong. Phil would stay over at his so often that people tended to assume he was living there already. Well, that wasn't all people assumed about them, but that was something they never breathed a word about to each other. Then Phil suddenly looked up at him.

    "You know what it is? We were having sex."

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    Dan and Phil come up with an interesting way to settle roommate arguments.

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    06 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 96

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    It's spring of 2009 and Dan's phone has just deleted all of his contacts. Thinking that he remembers their number, he texts a friend to complain. Instead, he ends up texting a wrong number that just happens to belong to his favorite youtuber, Amazingphil.

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    08 Feb 2025