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    Shinsou Hitoshi grew up always being told he was destined to be a villain, and everyone knows a villain can't be a hero.

    So he couldn't really be a hero, that's fine. He'd be as close to a hero as a villain could be.

    OR

    Shinsou becomes a vigilante and is surprisingly good at it.

     

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    06 Feb 2025

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    My boy has a little more will to live!

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    The wizards are too dumb to solve the mystery behind the chamber of secrets themselves, so they reluctantly go to the muggles for help. Well not the muggles, a certain group of muggles, with a certain world's best detective.

    Sent as a transfer student after being aged down by magic, and dragging his totally just a rival along with him, and his emotional support raccoon (of course), they go to investigate this mystery. Or just to cause shenanigans and get magical candy.

    Safe to say Honeydukes has a new favorite customer.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Ranpo gaslighting others yeh yeh
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    “Now, it’s your turn! Pick a card, boy!”

    Sigma’s hands always hesitated when drawing a card.

    Each and every time, he drew a five of hearts.

    “How curious! My dear boy, are you planning on running from us?”

    “What? N-no, of course not!”

    “Ah-ah, but that’s not what the card says! It says you plan to leave our home for a new one! How sad, Fedya hold me! I am simply distraught!” Nikolai always used Sigma’s draw as an excuse to fling himself violently across the table into Fyodor’s arms, dramatically wailing as Sigma sat, dumbfounded.

    Five of hearts. Leaving one home for a new one.

    Was he really home? Sitting at that dainty tea table, lattice windows barring him from the world? Feeling like a dove in a cage, like Nikolai often claimed himself to be? The question plagued him, even now, floating carelessly above the world.

    The rolling waves of the desert felt so distant now.

    TL;DR: Sigma joins the Armed Detective Agency and learns of Fyodor's bloody origins. The only problem? He's caught in a three way custody battle and can't tell anyone about the awful secrets he's uncovered. What is a three year old man to do?

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    09 Feb 2026

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    Sigma was fine with his current routine. Manage the Sky Casino, endure Nikolai’s bugging, and bend over backwards attempting to understand Fyodor’s cryptic half-answers.

    But when he’s assigned on a mission to go undercover as a UA teacher, surrounded by Quirked people, for unknown reasons other than to “treat it as a vacation” (Nikolai’s words), can Sigma really be fine?

    Especially when the ADA and Port Mafia come knocking on his door?

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    AKA. The Sigma centric crossover fic i’ve been dying to see in the fandom but had to write it myself!

    [Please read the tags, they will update almost constantly with each chapter!]

    (updates Fridays!)

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Percy knew that traveling back to ancient Greece wouldn’t be a walk in the park (time travel was supposed to be impossible), but he was determined to keep his promise to Telemachus; not knowing that being back wouldn‘t solve all of his problems like some Holy Moly.

    But Percy was one stubborn demigod, and he had a lot to fight for. He would face gods, suitors, and arrogant guards, as well as unfairness, schemes and heartbreak gladly, if it meant to finally reach his Dream-Boy again. And…cows (?) where in Hades did they come from? And what was that about someone trying to trap his Prince in a marriage?!

    Oh, and Ody would also need a way back home to finally rid the palace of all the rats crawling around.

    All in all, there would be enough to keep him entertained for a while…if he could only find the answer to the most useless crappy riddle the Fates had ever spun! (Pun intended, but not appreciated…)

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    Telemachus was sick of waiting. Especially when it came to Poseidon's slow-witted and completely blind son, who, even after months (or years) of hints, still didn't understand that he was the only one for the prince. It was time to get out the big guns (or apples)…he had a demigod to seduce!

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    17 Jul 2025

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