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  1. Public Bookmark 94

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    Neil works at the garden center. He hates his job.
    Andrew is an amateur gardener who enjoys tormenting garden center employees. Somehow, he makes Neil's job better.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Joe is enjoying the gay clubs with Nile. Nicky gets uncomfortable, imagining Joe maybe needs time to do his own thing, and leaves. Joe, of course, hunts him down.

     

    A little angsty fluff piece for a tumblr prompt I got asking for a '700 year itch' miscommunication situation!

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    18 Feb 2026

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    Joe is the new immortal not Nile, and Nicky is the one sent to go find him.

    Based on a fic prompt!

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    18 Feb 2026

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    His too quick and unsteady breaths were the only sound in the quiet room.
    Staring into the darkness, he bit down on his bottom lip to stop the sobs threatening to rip out of him.
    He must’ve looked so stupid to Andrew.

    Or, Neil and the fail-safe 10-step plan to get the man of your dreams to fall in love with you!

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    18 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Alternative Title: The five times Joe asked Nicky to run away with him, and the one time Nicky asked Joe.
     

    A Quidditch AU 'verse side fic!

     
    (You don't have to have read the original alternate universe that this story takes place in to understand this fic - it is wholly about Joe and Nicky and their engagement.)

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    17 Feb 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    A scent wafts delicately into Nicky's path and he's lost. In an instant, a memory takes him, like a wave curling over his head, and washing him adrift in the undertow.

     

    Another cute, fluffy little ficlet.

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    17 Feb 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 28

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    Nico and Yusuf often take on small jobs when traveling to place to place. It's an easy way to pass time and make a little money. On one such job, Nico finds that providence has given him the opportunity to acquire a present for the love of his life.

     

    (just a small, sweet story about finding that one perfect gift for your partner)

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    17 Feb 2026

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    Crusade!Era Nicky and Joe are transported into the 21st century, and they meet their modern day counterparts.

    Yusuf struggles with the reality that his older self grew up to marry not only a man, but one of the invaders that killed his people.
    Joe can't stand how much of an asshole his past self is, and gets to be protective and coo over twice as many Nicolos.
    Nicky has the patience of an absolute saint.
    And after two years travelling through the deserts with a man who won't speak to him, Nicolo is a quiet, shadow of a person.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    In 2002, four-year-old Alexander Claremont-Diaz is kidnapped and killed.

    In 2021, twenty-three-year-old Alejandro Salazar starts his new job as curator at the V&A.

    A story of loss, love, and the inevitability of destiny.
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    Now complete and binge safe!

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    15 Feb 2026

  10. Public Bookmark 26

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    The problem with the word feeling was it was used as though the common meaning was obvious. Andrew did not know whether he liked his boots, his running shoes, his slippers, the falling apart sandals. He knew he liked to be an inch taller. Like is a feeling, Bee’s voice floated into his mind.
    Boring. But whatever. So boots, then. And he would spend the day examining how he felt about stomping around in ridiculous overpriced black boots.
    That is if Neil stopped talking for long enough to let his mind float around.
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    andrew & neil are on a casual saturday soccer team. riko and kevin are their newest strikers.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    Neil shifted a little, upwards, just an inch, just to feel all of Andrew at his back, but Andrew stilled him with no more than a flat palm to his hip. Breathed against his neck. “Neil.”
    Neil’s eyes were wide open. He never looked away from Kevin’s sleeping form.
    “Mm.”
    “Yes or no?”
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    or, pwp andrew & neil have a good time

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Andrew is buried under the covers, having an argument with himself.
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    or, Neil is coming home for christmas, and this year they decide to do things a little differently.

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    06 Feb 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 29

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    It’s Christmas, which means Foxes. It means going back to Palmetto, heart in his lungs because he’s about to see his family again. Andrew is meeting him in the car they’ve hired for the vacation, and Neil thinks he’s been dawdling in the parking lot from his flight’s early arrival an hour ago if the message he receives when he turns his phone on is anything to go by.
    where are you
    Neil smiles at the message as he waits for his luggage.
    hi to you too
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    or, a post-canon exploration of found family, and what it means to stay.
    (feat. a cat.)

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    05 Feb 2026

  14. Public Bookmark 47

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    Aaron has a message from Katelyn on his phone, he knows because she’s the only one who sends two sharply in a row, usually something important if it’s while he’s on shift, followed up by two little kisses, more if she’s asking for something like a favour or forgiveness. He leaves it in his pocket while he works; it isn’t meant to be there anyway, but Katelyn’s been acting weird for days and he can’t shake the feeling that she’s building up to tell him something horrible.
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    a not-so-unpleasant-after-all surprise is waiting for aaron when he gets home on christmas eve.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Andrew has no intention of going over to the hot bartender and working out what his deal is. Instead he will just observe his interactions with customers, drink until he feels something, and go home. A perfect Friday night.
    “Andrew hello?"
    Andrew turns an unimpressed look on Roland. “What?”
    “Earth to Andrew,” Roland says with a grin. “We were trying to ask you something. Pretty boy caught your attention?”
    Andrew raises an eyebrow and doesn’t answer.
    Nicky, unfortunately, turns in the direction Andrew was staring. “Oh shit! The bartender? Honey.”
    Aaron stands from the table abruptly and leaves. Good. No one invited him in the first place. Andrew says this out loud and Kevin says, “No, I did.”
    Andrew narrows his eyes at him. “I thought we had an agreement, Kevin.”
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    in which andrew does not go over to the hot bartender and his friends are the worst

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    03 Feb 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 38

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    There’s a lot that Jean doesn’t understand. How to ‘let go of the small things, man,’ according to his roommate. Relationships. Tv. Sitting beneath the sky in order to do nothing.

    Still, he’s found a new project he thinks he’d like to work on.

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    in which Jean works out how to ask someone out, and does it - sortof

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    03 Feb 2026

  17. Public Bookmark 72

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    After coming out as bi, the first thing Aaron did was ask Kevin out. It seemed logical to him, to get over with what had seemed really obvious.

    What he hadn’t counted on was it not being obvious at all.
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    in which Aaron asks Kevin out, and goes from there.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Neil had seen the guy around campus a few times. It was hard not to. The exy team stood out. Or those three did, anyway. The twins with their shock-white blond hair and perpetual resting bastard face, and Kevin Day, the number 2 arrogantly tattooed on a high cheekbone, flanked as usual by at least one of the twins.
    And Neil knew their reputation. It’s why he stayed away.
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    or, neil gets a new job at the coffee shop opposite campus and guess which asshole is a regular

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    03 Feb 2026

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    Steve is incapable of not taking care of the people he cares about. And against all odds, he cares about Eddie.

    Eddie has never been taken care of. Not like that.

    Or: Eddie & Steve fall in love, before Christmas but not too fast.

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    01 Feb 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 76

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    A lonely Neil lets his therapist bully him into checking out the clinic's support group without too much fuss, but little did he know he wouldn't be checking out the group that day, instead meeting a dramatic hunk of a man who drives a fancy car and forgets to wipe the cream off the corner of his lip. It's only fair that Neil tries to do it for him, right?

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    30 Jan 2026

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