Noseenocomment
Recent bookmarks
-
The Age of Miscommunication by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
30 Sep 2019
Tags
Summary
“It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”
Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.
The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.
“What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.
“You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.
Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.
Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,683
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 13
- Comments:
- 188
- Kudos:
- 11,667
- Bookmarks:
- 1,737
- Hits:
- 103,247
Bookmarked by Noseenocomment
03 Mar 2026
-
You Got Me by drunkonwriting
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 Feb 2015
Tags
Summary
The Company shows their affection for Bilbo in accordance with dwarvish tradition. Bilbo... has no idea why everyone keeps giving him gifts.
(Dwarves give gifts of craft to start friendships or romance. Everybody lives AU, canon-compliant through the first movie.)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,983
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 16
- Comments:
- 466
- Kudos:
- 20,969
- Bookmarks:
- 6,240
- Hits:
- 198,369
Bookmarked by Noseenocomment
02 Mar 2026
-
There was that one time in the woods by Pandorica
Fandoms: Castlevania (Cartoon 2017-2021)
18 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Trevor notices his companions acting strangely... a silly sex pollen fic told during and after.
Bookmarked by Noseenocomment
28 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“I get like this, sometimes,” Benson admitted. “Really, um – up.”
Silence stretched. The set of Randy’s jaw told Benson he had no intention of filling it.
Benson sighed, rubbing his eyes. “And, uh, one of the ways I come back down is,” he gestured at nothing, “y’know, uh –”
“Sleeping with strangers?” Randy asked, and the anger was different now, heavy in the air between them. It tasted like salt, like sticking his tongue in a socket.
Benson shrugged. “Pain.”
“Pain?”
“It –” Benson sighed. “It needs to hurt. Otherwise it won’t work.”
___Benson has an itch that needs scratching. Randy offers a safer alternative.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 9,727
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 11
- Kudos:
- 119
- Bookmarks:
- 17
- Hits:
- 772
Bookmarked by Noseenocomment
27 Feb 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Did you want to kiss me, Randy?” Benson’s tone is halfway between mean jeering and flirtation, a potent combination Randy doesn’t quite know what to do with.
“Did you call me for a reason, or did you do it to be an asshole?” Randy shoots back, face hot.
--
Eight months after Benson escapes the diner and disappears into the night, Randy gets a call.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,406
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 18
- Kudos:
- 160
- Bookmarks:
- 22
- Hits:
- 1,360
Bookmarked by Noseenocomment
24 Feb 2026