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well tell me do you hate me (or do you want to date me) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Chainsaw Man (Manga), Chainsaw Man (Anime)
08 Feb 2023
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“How do you even, like, know for sure Asa is even related to Reze? Like, who told you that?”
Denji’s face contorts into something of bewilderment and secondhand-stupidity. “Yoshida told me, duuuh.”
Muffled laughter is heard over the other line and Denji makes a small squeak of indignant and irritated confusion. Power continues on without a beat, laughter lighting the edges of her voice,
“You’re, like, so dumb.” and then that’s it. Denji hears a light click and the call is ended.
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“God fucking dammit.”(alternatively: source, my roommate thinks his crush is siblings with his other crush? what do i do?)
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07 Feb 2023
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A Well-Rounded Education by j0succ
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Apr 2022
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You are a teacher’s aid to Gojo Satoru; your last year of training before you’re allowed to have your own class! You just wish that you’d been training underneath literally any other teacher in the entire world. Whilst dealing with various issues of your students, you just keep being given the short end of the stick, as Gojo blows off the idea of meeting parents and having serious talks with them, leaving it to you to battle topics like suspensions, playing truant, and your school’s anti-bullying policy.
Why are all of the guardians of these kids so hot, though? And, more to the point - why are they all so interested in you?
Oh, well. You’re not really complaining about it.
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25 Jun 2021
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Chrollo, sporting only heart-patterned boxers and a fur-lined coat and slowly making his way through a bowl of soggy Rice Krispies, said, “Illumi, sorry that you didn’t get the job, but I would like to point out that you showed up to an interview at Applebee’s in a ruffled-collar shirt and heels.”
Hisoka gave Chrollo a sidelong glance. “Are you saying that gender nonconformity makes Illumi unfit for work? His parents just kicked him out of the house for being gay, Chrollo.”
“They did not kick me out of the house,” Illumi snapped. “I would appreciate it if you stopped saying that.”
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Illumi is forced to room with Hisoka and Chrollo after he's asked to leave the Zoldyck manor.
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05 Feb 2021
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It's your first time at Church camp and everything is going pretty much how you expected... until you meet a certain boy and his group.
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19 Dec 2020
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The Zoldycks owned well-renowned model agency, as well as one of best fashion houses in the world.
However they had an enormous problem. After 24 years it turned out that they needed the next main designer to replace Silva's place.
And so, the searching began.Or
Model Illumi x Fashion Designer Hisoka
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03 Dec 2020