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The Claw, the Blade and the Antler by NoisyBird
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
17 Aug 2018
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Let's follow three men in Modern Westeros. Three men with minor family issues...
A chapter = A POVFic centered around Tywin Lannister, Roose Bolton and Stannis Baratheon. If you hate those characters, you may want to not read this.
Otherwise, I hope you'll have fun.
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Mace Windu Fixes the Timeline... And Breaks it in Whole New Ways by AbsentmindedAuthor98
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
07 Oct 2025
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This series is based on suzukiblu’s MWUTT AU headcannons. Hey, suzukiblu! Thanks for sharing something that got me so excited that I wanted to write! Check out suzukiblu’s tag: https://suzukiblu.tumblr.com/tagged/mace%20windu%20unfucks%20the%20timeline.
Credit goes to both my friend (Sapphira11 on ao3) and my siblings, who egged me on and helped with the editing.
I am planning on writing a series of oneshots, so feel free to subscribe to the series! I’m hoping to publish a oneshot every month.
My writing playlist, in case you want to listen while reading: Mace Windu Time Travel AU Playlist
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22 Feb 2026
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Snowflake & Sir Grumpy by Mad_Mage
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms
20 Feb 2026
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I am writing to inquire whether you are still available for in-home walks over the holidays. My grandson’s dog will require a reliable walker on the Saturday before Christmas.
She could clarify that he had the wrong number, politely and efficiently. That would be the sensible, grown-up response. Or... she could… have a little fun. A small, treacherous part of her brain whispered: Where's the harm?
I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong number. Closest thing I walk these days is from my counter to the oven.
She hesitated, then added: Your grandson’s dog sounds adorable, though. 11/10 would pet. She sent it before she could second-guess herself. She, in all honesty, would try to pet a wild direwolf, too.
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A modern AU featuring texting the wrong number,a grumpy politician, a bakery owner, too many fairy lights, and an overdose of cinnamon. I promised something sweet and fluffy after the last time, didn't I? And just in time for Christmas 🎄✨Bookmarked by NoisyBird
11 Jan 2026
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“You’re not walking away from this,” Jake said, quiet and certain.
“Neither are you.”
The ground beneath them groaned.
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“You still gonna kill me,” Quaritch asked from the darkness, “or can we focus on the issue at hand?”
Jake tightened his grip on the knife. “Talk. Tell me what you can assess.”
A pause. Then, grudgingly: “Fell maybe forty feet. Can’t see the opening. Air’s not great. Chemical.”
Another sound rolled through the cave, stone shifting, settling.
Jake cursed under his breath. “Truce. Until we get out.”
“And then?”
“Then we finish what we started.”
“Fair enough.”
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Jake Sully’s hunt for Quaritch ends when both men are dragged underground by a collapsing forest, trapped deep beneath Pandora in a cave system that does not forgive mistakes. Injured, hunted, and running out of air, they’re forced into a fragile truce built on necessity rather than trust.
Survival means cooperation. Cooperation means proximity. And proximity means confronting what hatred, memory, and choice actually cost, long before either of them gets the chance to walk away.
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09 Jan 2026
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“I’m going to quit volleyball after highschool.”
“I know.”
“There’s nothing in it for me, anymore.”
“I know.”
“But if you’re ever up to it,” Kenma wears his sly grin with pride. “I’ll give you a toss or two.”
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The reasons Kenma Kozume plays volleyball, documented and alphabetized.
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07 Dec 2025
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“Dudley’s daughter is magic.” He said, astonished by the very words. “She’s a witch.”
Petunia looked insulted. “She’s a Dursley!”Series
- Part 1 of there is time to kill today
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05 Dec 2025