NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms
- Impulse (Comics) (27)
- Young Justice - All Media Types (26)
- The Flash - All Media Types (23)
- The Flash (Comics) (22)
- Young Justice (Cartoon) (19)
Recent works
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Bluepulse Week 2021 by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
25 Oct 2021
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Bluepulse Week 2021! These are all one shots :) I hope you enjoy!
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You Don't Slip From My Fingers; You Slide by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
28 Jul 2021
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Bart spoke like a poet and thought like a philosopher, and his writing was crooked even through his Cyrillic was beautiful, and he hated to sing though he played guitar, and he was beautiful in every way Jaime could think of.
Love was the only logical option for them.
Well, for Jaime at least.
Bart was, once again, an unknown.
Jaime didn't mind that he was an unknown.
Because that meant that he could spend more time figuring Bart out.
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I'm Putting Out The Lantern...Good Luck Finding Your Way Home by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
21 Jul 2021
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From there, it was easy to lead the small omega to one of the plush rugs down in one of the living rooms, and Eduardo rolled his eyes at how they had more than one living room while he and his Abuelo had lived in a shitty small house for most of his life.
Bart had lived in even less.
"Wait, lemme– lemme up. Gotta grab us some blankets to make a nest, amorcito."
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I Dance Around Fires In Bare Feet And Then Pretend I Do Not Partake In Painting My Doors Black II by NoSirNotMeNotEver for daisybella
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
13 Jul 2021
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(A rewrite of I Dance Around Fires In Bare Feet And Then Pretend I Do Not Partake In Painting My Doors Black)
Vremya i Steklo was pounding through the crappy speakers, but Jaime didn't mind, yelling to every song he knew while Bart filled in the gaps, sometimes in English, other times in Interlac.
They had been "missing" for the last two months, and they had been the best two months of Jaime's life.
He could freely kiss his boyfriend whenever he wanted, could hold him and have him and touch him whenever he wanted, and the best part was that they didn't have to hide from their parents.
It made Jaime's heart ache with joy.
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Wooden Legs Don't Sink; But My Heart Does by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandoms: Young Justice - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon)
30 Jun 2021
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"The code."
"The code?"
"As set by Morgan and Bartholomew."
A third voice spoke, and Captain Eduardo Dorado's eyes darted over to the doorway, a slender figure propped up against it like he had been there for hours.
Recent series
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I Dance Around Fires In Bare Feet And Then Pretend I Do Not Partake In Painting My Doors Black by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandom Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
13 Jul 2021
- Words:
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- Works:
- 2
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Bluepulse Star Wars AU by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandom Blue Beetle (Comics), Impulse (Comics), Star Wars - All Media Types, Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
23 Jun 2021
- Words:
- 5,094
- Works:
- 2
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Will Someone Stuff My Porcelain Dolls? They're Not Hollow Enough by NoSirNotMeNotEver
Fandom Impulse (Comics), The Flash (Comics), The Flash - All Media Types, Young Justice (Comics), Young Justice - All Media Types
08 Mar 2021
- Words:
- 12,532
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 5
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Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
14 Nov 2025
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Through the thin slats of wood, Jason could just barely make out the torn denim of the man’s jeans, the way the moonlight caught on and illuminated the murky puddles scattered around. It had rained that morning. Jason’s hair was still wet.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
28 Jul 2025
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After fifteen-year-old Jason Todd claws his way out of his own grave, it’s not the League of Assassins that find him—but Father Michael.
Jason never becomes a killer.
Instead, he becomes a priest.
Five years later, a grieving man unknowingly walks into the confessional of the child he lost.
“Bless me, Father,” he says. “It’s been five years since I buried my son.”
Jason recognizes the voice instantly.
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A boy dies. A man rises. A prodigal son returns home.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,895
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
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- 1,241
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Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
27 Jul 2025
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Jason is hurt and broken and doesn’t want to go back to his family, even when they ask. He’s afraid he won’t fit into their little family, their batcave, their birds nest. He won’t come back until his older brother finds him on a rooftop wheezing in pain and messed up.
Or: Dick finds Jason on a rooftop collapsed from pain and drugs and decides to take him home.
- Language:
- English
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- 52,327
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- 16/16
- Comments:
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Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
25 Jul 2025
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Sunshine in the Rearview Mirror by SleepySpeedster
Fandoms: Impulse (Comics), The Flash (Comics), DCU (Comics), DCU
07 Sep 2023
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Set three years after the conclusion of Impulse, it's summer in Manchester, Alabama once again. Preston Lindsay, now eighteen years old and enjoying his last summer before college begins, finds himself once again reminiscing on the past and on Bart Allen. Three years and there's been no word from his best friend. But one day he reappears and neither Preston or Bart are the same again.
The voice drew him back. It drew him back in time, way waaaaaaaaaay back. Just like Alice finding her way to Wonderland, his mind followed a brown hare down the rabbit hole as he was pulled back to junior high, back to when the sun shined brighter, when each day meant a new adventure with his best friend with his funny quirks and ways. He heard his voice and knew it shouldn’t have been possible. His hand trembled the slightest. His mouth felt dry. He didn’t want to lower his camera and be disappointed that his ears were tricking him. He didn’t want to know that he had just misheard the voice, but he could have sworn he heard him, he heard....“Bart?”
Bookmarked by NoSirNotMeNotEver
11 Sep 2023