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An Enhanced and Enchanted Anniversary by AsphyxiKate
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2025
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“Started without us, have you?” Theo queried, and Draco reluctantly withdrew from his wife, keeping one stabilising hand on Hermione’s buttocks before she swatted him away. “No matter,” Theo continued, “Charlie, get your trousers off. We need to catch up with these two.”
Theo had started to unfasten the buttons of his shirt—already undone to the bottom of his sternum and gaping indecently around his smooth chest—when Charlie Weasley ducked out from the mantlepiece and smiled broadly.
“Now, now, sweetness,” he chided playfully, throwing an arm over Theo’s shoulders and planting a chaste kiss on his nose. “We promised we wouldn’t rush this. We’re here to… enhance the Malfoys’ wedding anniversary.”
…When Hermione and Draco enlist the help of Theo and Charlie to bring something new to their sex life, they get so much more than they ever imagined. Because Theo and Charlie are good, supportive friends, and nothing if not prepared. Besides, any excuse to completely wreck the Malfoys... What could be a better anniversary gift?
It's either this or socks.
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- Part 5 of The DMFFA
Bookmarked by Nik1987ki
25 Nov 2025
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Hermione stopped walking. Her eyes scanned back up the roster until they found the name that she initially mistook for a typo.
Draco Malfoy….Beater.
She could comprehend the words, the name and the meaning. She understood that his name being on the roster meant he was the starting Beater for England’s national team, but for whatever reason, when her eyes ran over the black ink, her brain could not articulate any emotions or reaction.
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Bookmarked by Nik1987ki
16 Nov 2025
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"Synonyms are weird," Tony had opined as he helped himself to a scoop of mashed potatoes. "Because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you're going to die."
Laura had laughed out loud at that, which had prompted Clint to up the ante or else be upstaged in the wit department.
"My favorite is 'butt dial' versus 'booty call.'" he said with a ribald wink at his wife.
"Clint!" Laura chastised, through her cackling laughter at the same time that Bruce cringed and said, "It's called connotation!"
"Also," Natasha piped up, snagging Steve's eye with a clever glint in her own. "'Forgive me Father, for I have sinned' versus 'Sorry Daddy, I've been naughty."
Steve's eyebrows shot up as he visibly was torn between a smile, outright laughter, and a blush so deep and vivid he looked sunburned.
"Jesus Christ, Natasha." Fury howled.
"Great news! Language is now cancelled." Tony announced, tossing his napkin on the table. "Can I help with dishes, Mrs. Barton? I suddenly feel unclean."
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- Part 3 of Friendship is Unnecessary
Bookmarked by Nik1987ki
03 Dec 2023
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It’s Complicated by orphan_account
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Sep 2019
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“You’re sleeping with your ex husband!?”
“FUTURE, ex husband. And I know it’s wrong but whenever we’re together, part of me wants to kick him in the dick and the other part of me wants to tear his clothes off and have him fuck my brains out.”
Darcy winced, “Damn..you’ve got it bad.”
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23 Nov 2023
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Friday Night Lights by beezyland
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies)
13 Sep 2019
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Coming off a heartbreaking loss their previous season, the Lieber High Avengers, led by ex-military first year head coach Nick Fury, need all the help they can get when the next football season brings teenage drama and heartbreaking injuries.
AKA A Friday Night Lights AU where Natasha is the coach’s daughter and Steve is big enough to be a linebacker, but only wants to play quarterback, a position secured by Bucky, his football machine of a best friend destined to play college ball. Well, at least, before the accident.
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Bookmarked by Nik1987ki
23 Nov 2023