NienteZero
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The Hampered in Harrods Affair by NienteZero for Olden_fan
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Stranded in London, Illya and Napoleon have an exciting time finding something to eat on Christmas Eve.
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Of all the vodka bars on all the stations orbiting Mars, why did Hardison have to walk into Eliot's? A Leverage OT3 Casablanca in Space.
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Appetite for Reconstruction by NienteZero for skymning, 51PegasiB
Fandoms: Leverage, Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 Mar 2023
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Having the Winter Soldier washing dishes in the back of the pub is one thing. Having the Winter Soldier eat like crap? Not acceptable.
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Tara's job is to keep trouble away from her client. Sophie is trouble.
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Illya and Napoleon are on assignment in Paris to stop a THRUSH plot to cause chaos
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No Reservations: Narnia by Edonohana for innocentsmith
Fandoms: Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations RPF, Chronicles of Narnia - C. S. Lewis
03 Dec 2010
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I’m crammed into a burrow so small that my knees are up around my ears and the boom mike keeps slamming into my head, inhaling the potent scent of toffee-apple brandy and trying to drink a talking mouse under the table.
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22 Feb 2026
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Tim might be on the outs with the bats, and Damian might've tried to kill him (more than once), but that was a long time ago, and one thing Tim will not stand for is anyone upsetting his little brother.
Or; Tim rescues Damian from an argument, takes him out for terrible tea, and the conversation ends up a little nuts. It's fine, though. Family's a little nuts.
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- Part 2 of With Unclean Hands (Try Again)
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18 Feb 2026
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Jason sizes Drake up. He’s short. Shorter than Jason would expect for a highly rated security professional. He’s thin and lithe, and honestly Jason’s not sure he trusts a bodyguard who doesn’t have any visible scars. Drake’s features are soft, slight. Hair swooping, artfully tousled, to frame his face. He’s cute, attractive. He also doesn’t look like he can bench more than a hundred pounds. If Jason did have a stalker, which he doesn’t, he doubts Timothy Drake could do anything about it.
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Bookmarked by NienteZero
13 Feb 2026
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In which Jason's love of food, ingrained motherhenning, and protectiveness over the Alley's residents tricks him into not only practicing self-care, but fussing over one Red Robin.
He might have accidentally acquired a home and boyfriend along the way too... he's still not quite sure /how/ he managed to fuck things up- so successfully...
(Pre-Flashpoint branch off, end of 2009-2011 Red Robin and Batman & Robin)
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05 Feb 2026
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How to Win Friends and Influence Assassins (AKA: the Shitbird Survival Guide) by there_must_be_a_lock for TheologyDiscography
Fandoms: DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
27 Jan 2026
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The Asset stares at the child. The child is, presumably, staring back from behind the creepy white lenses of his domino mask, but it’s impossible to know for sure.
“Where in the everloving shit are your parents?” the Asset demands.
“Dead,” the kid says promptly, and grins at him again before darting forward to examine the restraints. “I got this, don’t worry.”
“I got questions for your legal guardian,” the Asset growls.
[Or: the Avengers acquire an emotional support Robin. Robin acquires an unwanted babysitter. The Winter Soldier just wants a nap.]
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28 Jan 2026