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Alastor needs higher status; Lucifer needs protection. It’s a match made in Hell, as any demon would say. Alastor executes anyone who threatens Lucifer. Surely that means they’re dating . . . right?
Follow Alastor and Lucifer into a realm of politics, blood, and hatred. It’s not pretty, but welcome to their Hell.
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04 Jan 2026
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Just Kiss Already by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hazbin Hotel (Web Series)
14 Jun 2025
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Extermination Day is over and things couldn't be better! The hotel is rebuilt, bigger and better than ever, it's been proven that redemption is possible, and for the first time in months, sinners are flocking to the Hazbin Hotel doors.
But not everyone is doing well. Following his battle with Adam, Alastor finds himself infected with holy power that not only causes him immense amounts of pain, but prevents him from using his demonic abilities. Both injured and unable to fully protect himself, he scrambles to keep his enemies off his back as he searches for a way out of his predicament.
Lucifer, on the other hand, is rekindling his relationship with Charlie. He's doing his best, but years of disconnect leave him fumbling as he gets to know his daughter and strives to prove that he believes in her dream. However, having isolated himself for a millennia, it puts him in a precarious situation as he's thrust back into Hell's politics and all the complexities that come with it.
In a mutually beneficial agreement, Lucifer and Alastor pretend to be in a relationship in a slapstick attempt to solve both of their problems.
And who knows what chaos will come about as their feelings take root...
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04 Jan 2026
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Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
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04 Jan 2026
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After months of planning, Alastor was ready to add another murder to his list. What he hadn't planned on was the short, little man with the sharp grin who popped up out of nowhere asking to join him.
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- Part 1 of Lumen
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