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Durin has learnt a lot about "courting" and "romance" from observing humans. He still doesn't really understand much, but according to his observations, he definitely thinks there's something "going on" between Albedo and Wanderer. Durin decides it's up to him to do something about it, and begins his great undertaking of a certain task he's heard of: the art of "match making".
Albedo was speechless for a moment before finally speaking up. “Durin,” he asked nicely, “just how many people did you ask about this?”
Wanderer watched with apprehension as Durin mentally counted on his fingers, distinctly feeling the physical sensation of a rock dropping into his stomach, as Durin’s two hands ran out of fingers and he had to start fresh on his left hand once again.
“You know what? Don’t answer that. Don’t answer that question.” Wanderer snapped.
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17 Jan 2026
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After relapsing for the first time, Harry decides he'd rather not face the music and retreats into himself, leaving the Skills to decide what to do with his body in the meantime.
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01 Jan 2025
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Billy is not nervous. Well, he’s a little nervous. He’s so nervous his vocal apparatus kept glitching when he called Nicole to bother her. (“Wise is going to do weird things to me,” Billy had said to her, and then Nicole hung up. I heard you glitching, she had texted him immediately.) But it’s fine. Wise’s probable cyborg fetish means he won’t be fazed by anything. Right? Right?
Wise invites Billy over, and Billy is super unchill about everything.
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- Part 3 of priorwalter oneshots
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06 Jul 2024
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Gentle House, meet Phaethon. Don't worry about price, this one's on the house.
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04 Jul 2024
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Writing Porn (and other ways to seduce your vampire roommates) by UnfortunatelyObsessed for foxymandy3100 (Sukurarose92), nerdykai128
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Mar 2022
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“There,” he says. “Taken care of. Now back to my problems—“
“NANDOR!” Guillermo is already yelling, snatching the vacuum away and pressing his face to the dusty old bag. “Can you hear me?!” He thinks he hears a defeated, squished help, and he scowls at Laszlo. “How the hell am I meant to get him out of here in one piece?!”
“Not my problem,” Laszlo deadpans. “What is my problem is that I’ve run out of porn to read.”
“Holy fucking—“ Guillermo is off, muttering curses as he unearths Laszlo’s laptop from under a pile of crap. “Use your computer. You know, the one you made me steal from Best Buy?! Just Google it!”
“There’s porn on the internet?”
“THAT IS ALL THAT IS ON THE INTERNET!”
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19 Jun 2024