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Neither Hermione Granger nor Draco Malfoy appreciate being betrayed. It only makes sense to team up for revenge. It doesn’t make sense for them to fall in love.
A fake relationship story, just for fun!
“If you prick us, do we not bleed? if you tickle us, do we not laugh? if you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?” - William Shakespeare
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05 Mar 2026
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Draco Malfoy, CEO of Malfoy Holdings, is busy with work and needs to get his matchmaking mother and a host of rapacious society gold diggers off his back.
Hermione Granger desperately needs cash to care for her parents who are suffering the effects of a backfired memory charm reversal.
Draco’s solution: Hire Granger to be his fake girlfriend.
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“Granger, I don’t have time for courtship. I’m too busy for champagne and flowers and coddling a needy witch. I just need someone to accompany me on business dinners and when I go to galas and cocktail parties without the complications or expectations that a girlfriend would bring.”
“Why me?” she asked.
Draco gave her an ironic look. “Because you’re the last witch who would ever want to marry me.”
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04 Mar 2026
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First, he stretches. Then, he exercises. He eats breakfast, and watches the street he lives on come to life -- the old man and his corgi, the baristas at the coffee shop, the woman who jogs, the daughter and father, and the Indian grocer all making their appearance. Then, he showers, shaves, dresses, and heads to his job as an Auror, where he has been on desk duty ever since he was pulled from the field because of The Incident.
Draco lives his life by his Ministry mandated Mind Healer routines, and he is trying to get back to being Potter's left-hand man, but the cannonball to his careful regimen comes in the form of a very cranky Hermione Granger.
Banter, fluff, eventual smut, an ensemble cast of friends and family and weddings and babies. Told in mostly Draco's POV, but the occasional random one, because who says Draco is the most reliable of narrators?
It’s a character-driven slow burn.
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- Part 1 of The Hum Hallelujah Universe
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28 Feb 2026
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Hermione, working as an Unspeakable, is given an unknown device to determine what it is. An accident causes her to be sent to one parallel universe after another where she experiences the lives of her counterparts and tries to solve the mystery of the device to get back to her own world. All the while questioning her relationship and what, or who, she really wants.
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- Part 1 of In Any Other World
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- 44/44
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Bookmarked by Moon329
24 Feb 2026
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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows AU.
The war is over, but that doesn't mean every battle has been won. Hermione Granger wrestles within herself to overcome the *extended* events at Malfoy Manor. To the surprise of everyone, Severus Snape proves himself to be her rock in the storm that's become her life.
What exactly happened in the Manor? What is the true nature of their relationship? When the dust settles within her, can they rebuild what they once shared?
Completed 2/10/26
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Bookmarked by Moon329
24 Feb 2026