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    When Penelope finds out her husband is cheating on her, she wants to leave the marriage. Unfortunately for her husband the timing could not be worse. They come up with a compromise.

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    “So I suppose there is just one thing left to discuss.” Colin stated, taking the glass out of her hand and placing it on the side table next to one of the plush armchairs, only to resume his position towering over her.
    “What?” she asked, feeling slightly confused for a second. The confusion was short-lived, though, when Colin’s hands came to rest just above the curve of her plentiful hips and he dipped his head down low, stopping his mouth a hairsbreadth away from her own.
    He smiled, his pupils dilated wide.
    “How many times am I going to make you come tonight?”

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    14 Jan 2026

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    “This is…a bingo board,” Colin said slowly. He enjoyed the colouring—blue and yellow, somewhat complimentary, with black and cursive writing—appreciative of Penelope for taking the time to create such a thing, despite not knowing what it was supposed to represent or make him feel better.

    “A sex bingo board,” she corrected, her heart pounding out of her chest in anticipation of his reaction, and by the looks of it, he was utterly confused.

     

    OR Penelope creates a sex bingo card to help Colin get over his ex

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    17 Apr 2025

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    Penelope is enjoying a night in bed with her boyfriend when she does something unforgivable.

    She calls out the wrong name….

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    27 Feb 2025

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    A collection of moments between Colin and Penelope over the years, each involving her period and the ways in which it oddly plays a defining role in how their relationship evolves over time.

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    01 May 2025

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    Eloise Bridgerton has never been one to follow tradition—marriage, romance, and the stifling expectations of high society hold no appeal. At 23, she is a fiercely independent solicitor, pouring her energy into civil liberties cases rather than entertaining the notion of love. To her, relationships are nothing more than distractions, constraints disguised as happy endings. She is determined to build a life on her own terms—defined by ambition, intellect, and freedom—not by a ring on her finger.

    But does love really demand sacrifice? Can she have both? She never even considered the question—never wanted to—until she met him.

    A dorky, lanky botanist with caramel-blond hair and the bluest eyes she had ever seen.

    Philip-fucking-Crane.

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    16 Apr 2025

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