Misfortune_Keep
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In the age when gods still walked among men,
there was one called Philza — the Keeper of Winds
whose wings stretched from horizon to horizon
and whose touch could raise storms or calm seas
He wed the Lady of the Veil, who ruled the quiet kingdom beneath the earth
and from their union came three sons
born of death and sky
bright as new-forged sunsBut even divine children grow restles
And when the world began to burn with the fires of men
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He sobbed quietly with his back away from the sun. Everything felt too much. The ground is coarse on his hand, the fabric that he wears burns him from every surface it covers, and the tears trailing down his cheeks are knives on his skin. The sun is blinding him and the wind is like flutes played directly next to his ear.
Dream watched this all with slight irritation and boredom.
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Lady Death, at the mention of her name, had cocked her head in question. When did she earn an Angel?
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Sakura, who is made up of all of what makes Konoha Konoha, is a disturbing thing. She is rotten and corrupt and a liar and the blood in her teeth will always linger on her tongue. Blood tastes like metal, did you know? Sakura grits her teeth and forces herself to age like a human girl does. Sakura Haruno is no paragon, no, she is divine and all divine things are made of rotting. But still, she bears the corruption like a shinobi. Like a godling.
For Sasuke, she will say right now, so unsure of her nonexistent humanity. For Sasuke, Naruto, Kakashi, and every other loved one she’ll gather, she’ll say later and her false human skin cracking.
Humanity is a scarce thing for gods.
(Or: Sakura is Konoha, and despite this she tries to learn how to love a boy and how to become human. One step at a time.)
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- Part 1 of deities and divinity
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18 Feb 2026
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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18 Feb 2026
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She's on the edges of the village again, staring into dark, empty eyes. Sakura won't let it be the same this time.
Sakura dies cold and starved in the Fourth Shinobi World War, abandoned by her teammates in Kaguya's winter dimension. She wakes up again, propelled to the moment when she was meant to fight Sasuke on the bridge—before everything irrevocably changes, and she's suddenly in the past, standing behind her younger self, reliving the most pivotal moment in her life.
The day Sasuke left.
(Haruno Sakura is a martyr in war. She decides to enact her vengeance by changing all that she couldn't before.)
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- Part 7 of Falling Back in Time
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16 Feb 2026
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The world was grey and empty, and Tommy was only making it worse.
Each step felt like he was locking himself further and further into his decision until he was just a few steps away. Already he could feel the humming reaching up from the ground and becoming a part of him, just like his dream had foretold.
One step, two.
It almost didn’t feel real, but he knew it was in the way his heart was beating frantically in his chest – the way his toes were pinched in his shoes and how the tag of his hoodie itched his neck.
He stepped forward. Silence.
He woke up.
Tommy just wants to stay dead; the universe and his family object.
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- Part 1 of one day
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11 Feb 2026
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Weapons must be perfect.
A hidden fault or an unnoticed imbalance in the blade of a sword can be the difference between life and death on the battlefield. A blacksmith is careful with such things, watchful and alert during the forging of a weapon. There can be no imperfections. Certainly not if the weapon is a gift for the Lady of Death and her angel.
Technoblade's trainers know this, and they shape him to be perfect.
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OR, child Techno is trained to be a living weapon and is given to Phil and Kristin, who don't realize that he is very much sentient. This causes problems.
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