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“Hey, Hao-hyung. Care to explain why you submitted a Reddit post to /r/relationship_advice at 2AM?” Taerae’s voice was accusatory through the speaker.
Hao hurried out of bed before sitting at his desk and powering up his laptop. “Okay, first of all, bold assumption that that was me—”
“Hyung, who else would have the username jjangguri88 besides you?” Taerae deadpanned. “If you wanted to be more discreet about it, maybe you should’ve chosen something other than your Twitter handle.”
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“Pause. How dare I only get 7 upvotes even though there are 65 comments? My post was a genuine cry for help!” Hao frowned as he looked through the comment section.
“Well, it seems that people online have common sense and can tell you don’t need advice because Hanbin-hyung is already in love with you.”
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/r/relationship_advice • 6 hr. ago
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Is it too early to say “I love you?” -
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The corners of the guy’s dark eyes crinkle and his nose scrunches as he smiles at Hanbin’s obvious lie. He doesn’t say anything about it and instead, downs a good portion of his own glass while staring Hanbin down. “I’m Hao, by the way.”
“Oh, cool! Very nice name.”
A beat of silence. Another. Hanbin knows he should’ve replied with his own name but now it’s too late. He’s just standing there awkwardly, waiting for the moment to pass.
Hao throws back his head in his loudest laugh yet. Then, he fixes Hanbin with a look, mirth dancing in his eyes. “And your name is?”
Hanbin lets out a breath. “Hanbin. It’s Hanbin.”
Hanbin is kind of a loser who happens to have a big dick. He meets Hao in a nightclub and then BOOM gay sex. -
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With the clock rapidly ticking, Hao decides it’s time for a new plan—said plan being fake sleeping. Hanbin will get home, see that Hao is “asleep,” and quietly get ready for bed. He will then peacefully sleep next to him, not knowing a thing. Then Hao will either one, actually fall asleep, or two, lay there in agonizing horniness until it’s 3am and his rationality is gone. Then he can quietly sneak off to shower, deal with his “problem” and wash away his shame, all in one! Perfect! Hao turns to the wall and closes his eyes, pulling the blanket tight around his head. Unfortunately for Hao, Hanbin can always tell, without fail, when Hao is pretending to sleep.
Hao chooses to ignore this fact.
Zhang Hao makes a mental note to never eat strange food from Matthew ever again.
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Unsure of how to deal with his growing feelings for his roommate, Sung Hanbin decides to make a Reddit post on r/dating_advice to get help with the matter. What follows are five instances where Hanbin finds it increasingly harder to hide his feelings from his roommate, and one where he fails completely.
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“What would you pick then?” he asked pointedly, eyes narrowed. “Between me forgetting you, or you forgetting me?”
“The second option.” Hanbin kissed his cheek. “I’ll remember.”
Hanbin should be worried about regaining his lost memories. But really, all he wants is to know why the most beautiful man in the world seems to hate him.