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  1. Rec *

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    It's the first winter after Pitch's defeat. Jack is happy, he's not alone anymore, and his memories are gradually returning. But when a treasure hunt gone wrong puts Jack and Jamie in danger, flinging them through time and space, they find themselves on an island neither of them have heard of before. Jack's first priority is to get Jamie home safe, but Berk's inhabitants - human and otherwise - are certainly not making it easy.

    Knowing they will leave Berk and the Vikings behind as soon as they know how to, Jack is not going to risk the pain of growing close to any of these people (or dragons, for that matter). But Hiccup Horrendous Haddock, wearing his heart on his sleeve, doesn't seem to want to take the hint.

     

    Listen to the wonderful SANTAtheGREY's PODFIC HERE

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    26 Oct 2025

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    All Gwaine wanted was to find out Merlin's last name. He wasn't expecting to get caught up in assassinations and intrigue, in prophecy and fate, or in a silent war that had apparently been going on since before he came to Camelot.

    With witch-finders and sorcerers of unknown loyalties running through the halls of Camelot, will Gwaine's own past make or break his friendships... especially when Merlin's biggest secret is revealed?

    Truths will come to light. Brotherhoods will be tested. And, in the end, will anyone's secrets be safe?

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    26 Apr 2023

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    "That does not actually solve Issue Number Two, Mr. Know It All, if anything that complicates it!"

    "Pray tell then, what is this nefarious Issue Number Two, Miss O'Neil?"

    "People are gonna see you, dummy!"

    "Oh! I thought that was a non-issue."

    "Did you really??"

     "April, you literally told me last Wednesday at 5:14pm via text that the barista at your newly-established neighborhood coffee place was some sort of excessively furry mutant wearing a full-body hairnet. And that she messed up your mocha frappe. I really do not think any of your peers will look twice at me in a poorly-lit gymnasium when they are preoccupied with their own significant others or otherwise inebriated from the inevitable spiked community punch bowl, which will be avoided at all costs if only from a contamination standpoint."

     

    //Who goes to PROM fully prepared to throw hands? The answer won’t surprise you!

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    15 Jan 2023

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    The parasympathetic nervous system is a network of nerves that relaxes the body after periods of stress or danger.

    On a quiet day at home, Donnie runs a simple test, and starts to learn the difference between pain and hurt.

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    01 Dec 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 80

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    A few months after befriending Warren and Hypno at a bar, as well as multiple subsequent secret hangouts, Donnie has been invited to their wedding. But when the rest of his brothers have also been invited, the game of keeping secrets comes to a head.

    Artwork by less-depresso-more-espresso in chapter three!

    (This series is being edited/rewritten! The originals will remain up, but yeah!)

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    17 Nov 2022