Meowstein



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tim Drake can't relax. The solution?

    Marijuana.

    or; Five times Tim got away with smoking in the manor (and the one time he was caught).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,107
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    133
    Kudos:
    5,020
    Bookmarks:
    737
    Hits:
    37,983

    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

    Tags
    Summary

    Tim figured that since he was banned from basically everything Robin due to the new menace known as Red Hood, that heading to Titan's Tower and indulging some old photography habits would at least keep him entertained. He certainly wasn't expecting someone to break into Titan's Tower. He most definitely wasn't expecting that someone to be Red Hood and maybe the most surprising of all... he was not expecting Red Hood to apparently know him. Well... to know the night time bird photographer Alvin Draper, anyway, but all things considered, he was willing to roll with it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3,417

    03 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 17

    Tags
    Summary

    “It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”

    Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.

    The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.

    “What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.

    “You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.

    Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.

    Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.

    [Podfic Version]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    3,091

    22 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

    Tags
    Summary

    When Mr. Bilbo Baggins returned from his Great Adventure in Far Off Parts, the adventure and his dramatic arrival at Bag End (just in time to prevent the complete auctioning off of all his belongings), was the talk of the Shire for a good six months.

    At the very least.

    Story written by darth_stitch.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    35
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    3,769

    19 Jan 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 17

    Tags
    Summary

    “Tell me, what sort of music do you listen to?” Thorin asks him, raising an eyebrow. “Do you prefer glam or thrash?”

    “I—what? Simon & Garfunkel is my favorite band. I like The Smiths if I’m in a bit of a strop, Bowie if I’m feeling adventurous, I suppose,” Bilbo answers, aware there might be a note of snark coloring his words because, well. He was set up, meant to sound like a fool no matter how he answered, and he does not appreciate rude conversational traps like that. He does not appreciate anything about this situation. He does not appreciate the small, crooked, tight-lipped smile that flashes across Thorin’s face at his response, and he does not appreciate the way it makes his stomach drop.

    or,

    After his eccentric advisor deliberately botches Bilbo's housing application, he is forced to sublet a room with thirteen metal heads living in a condemned frat. He barely expects to survive the journey, let alone fall in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    225
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    2,169

    19 Jan 2026