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In the aftermath of the Lady Bone Demon's defeat, Sun Wukong returns home, tired but happy.
Unfortunately, it seems he has a unwanted guest.
Oh, well, maybe if he ignores it well enough, it will leave?
Looking back, its laughable he thought that would work.
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Things were weird. They didn't talk about it.
Macaque was coming by again. The first time had been at night, so soon after they'd both been freed that the ground around them was still littered with jagged ice stalagmites, now inert. They were already melting. They would be gone on their own eventually.
Wukong watched him pummel one into slush.
After a minute, he wordlessly stepped out and helped crush them to puddles with their bare hands. The extent of her influence left the two of them working for the better part of an hour before they could no longer see any on the horizon. Their work done, Macaque had slunk back into the shadows.But he came back. Again, at night. He kept to the trees, nosing into his scarf and whiling the night away reclined and stealing whatever fruit grew at hand. He didn't sleep. Wukong would have been a hypocrite to bring it up. He was gone again come morning, always seeming to slip away when Wukong had his eyes off him.
Night five of that, and Wukong left the shack door ajar.
Night seven, and Macaque came inside.
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nightmare story. muahahahahha
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“Is it bad?” Wukong asks from the other side of the fire, cast in an orange glow. Macaque looks up at him and rolls his eyes.
“Could be worse,” he says. It’s a half truth. It doesn’t feel bad, mostly because the area has already begun to go numb, which might be worse. “Might be poisoned, though. Stupid thing was probably venomous.”
“Shit. Is it…?”
Life-threatening?
Macaque snorts. “Guess we'll have to sit here and find out, huh?”
Or, alternatively: two monkeys walk into a cave.
(In which the best bonding is always involuntary.)
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Macaque is about to ask which immortal brought him up here and if they could please take their mortal back when said mortal gets a sheepish look on his face.
“Do you like work here?”
“Uh, yeah.” Macaque gestures to the paperwork currently taking over his desk.
“Oh that is so cool! What’s it like? Do you see the Jade Emperor all the time? Nezha?” The kid gasps, “Have you met Buddha?”
Macaque laughs. If he had any doubt about this kid being a mortal, it was fully extinguished now. Only mortals got this excited about the celestial realm. It was honestly kind of refreshing.
“The celestial realm isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but I have met Buddha.” Macaque smirks, watching as the kid’s smile grows before adding, “Twice.”
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Macaque is a tired Celestial office worker and a lot of heroes need directions today
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Season 3 AU
Macaque is sent after Sun Wukong and his apprentice, yet the Lady Bone Demon doesn't want any room for failure. So she has him make a few extra hands to help him in his quest.
Or: In the wake of the Lady Bone Demon's defeat, Macaque ends up with a small army of little shadow monkeys and no real idea how to take care of them. If Wukong and MK stopped shoving their noses where they don't belong, that would be welcomed.