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It's been a couple days since the adventure in the second dimension was put away once and for all, and OWCA is still uneasily waiting for the dust to settle. Meanwhile, Perry can't help but see some things in a new light.
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28 Jan 2026
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Perry is not equipped to deal with the implications of the repulsinator.
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"Show me a Christmas during Heinz's childhood. In such a ludicrously traumatic family, how was it always okay? Did the Doofenshmirtzes celebrate Christmas more or less like an ordinary family? Did the four of them all treat each other decently on Christmas Day? Or does Doof just have a skewed sense of 'fine'?"
An average Christmas at the Doofenshmirtz household, and by average we mean absolutely, horrifyingly average.
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“Perry the Platypus?” Heinz said. If Perry had been any more asleep he wouldn’t have noticed the trembling of his voice. “Oh, danke Gott. Uh, listen, Perry, I’m sorry for waking you. It's Vanessa."
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Vanessa doesn't come home after a rave. Heinz's first and only option—call Agent P.
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「Don’t.」Perry’s chest is heaving with the effort it takes to stand; the sweat under his collar is becoming unbearable and, after a moment’s hesitation, he loosens the knot of his tie.
“I am trying to help you,” Doofenshmirtz says unsteadily, “let me-?”
「Don’t trust myself,」Perry signs one-handed, the other tugging and tugging on his tie until the knot isn’t just loose, it’s entirely undone. He yanks it off with a growl and lets it fall to the floor. 「Might do something I can’t take back.」
After being dosed with an unknown drug on a mission, Perry goes to DEI to ride out the effects in safety. He should've known Doofenshmirtz would have questions.