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seek forgiveness, not permission by ColieDuck
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Aug 2025
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"Wait," Stelle is unable to stop herself from calling out. "I know what this is, actually."
"Oh, really?" Rather than be disappointed that his discovery is not unique, Phainon doesn't look deterred in the slightest.
Gravely, she lifts her gaze to the bright pools of blue in front of her.
"Phainon, that is a sex toy."
It's a tale as old as time: one yearning guy with the weight of the world on his shoulders unwittingly comes into possession of an enchanted sex toy which is connected to the object of said yearning, and repressed horny desires are unleashed.
Hm, it's not a classic story? Okay, Phainon will explain.
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04 Dec 2025
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seek forgiveness, not permission by ColieDuck
Phainon/MydeiPhainon finds an onahole, and uses it- not knowing it is enchanted and connects to the object of his desires- Mydei
BEAUTIFUL PROSE. Excellent kinks. amazing characterization. Belly bulge. Puffy mydussy stuffed with a huge Phaicock. 14/10
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Welt and Caelus are so very deeply in love. When they married, they said 'forever'... unfortunately, 'forever' can have different interpretations.
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08 Jul 2025
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🎶 Broke my heart into pieces ❤️🩹 this is my last resort 💥🎵
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"Hey, you don't happen to be able to somehow give me one of your powers, Hei-laoge?" Zhao Yunlan asks, as he closes his office door behind him and turns to look at the Black Cloaked Envoy.
It's not like Zhao Yunlan thinks he could actually borrow a power from the Black Cloaked Envoy, just to get a few answers to his questions. Turns out that he actually can, it's just that the way to get the power from the Black Cloaked Envoy is—interesting.
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- Part 1 of Energy Exchange
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20 Jun 2022
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“Come,” Shen Wei murmurs toward the ear that isn’t bleeding. “We must get you to a physician.”
Zhao Yunlan stiffens. “No doctor. Can you do it? Can you fix me?”
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30 Jul 2021
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the wolf and the windwheel aster by rexincognito
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2021
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Bennett, unlucky as he is, has always had certain constants in his life— his Dads, the Guild, his friends. Razor. Always Razor.
or, bennett and razor, through the years
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15 Jul 2021
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Maybe in Jeonghan’s mind Seokmin is already kilometres away. Maybe in Jeonghan’s mind, Seokmin is the one who is out of reach.
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27 Jun 2021
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“I just think she’s beautiful,” Hu Tao stated certainly.
“The most alluring flowers tend to have the deepest thorns, Hu Tao,” Zhongli warned, though his voice was still light.
Hu Tao wasn’t listening to him. She waved at him lightly, dispelling whatever lecture he had for her on his tongue. Yanfei was stunning, that much was true, and her grandfather had always told her to appreciate anything she found half as beautiful.
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Or, Hu Tao thought that the flowers she threw up paled in comparison to the way Yanfei made her feel.
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- Part 1 of butterflies would faint if they but knew
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Shattered,reborn,reversed by orphan_account
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
05 Jun 2021
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The irony of life is that you never know how much something means to you until the moment you lose it all and all it is left is the haunting realization echoing in your head that you NEVER cared nearly enough.
Nico di Angelo was, is, and always will be Percy Jackson's biggest regret. His largest What-if. His grandest failure.His everlasting ghost.
And now, he finally has a chance to change that, to redeem himself, to finally pull his freaking act together like the hero he's supposed to be, to save the boy he should have died saving.
But the Fates never bestow mercy and the consequences of rewriting history aren't always what you plan.
And with only a week left to the start of the Titan War, Percy does not have time on his side. Will he be able to avoid his mistakes this time or will a much darker fate be written by his demons.Series
- Part 1 of Rewriting regrets and mending fate
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18 Jun 2021
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Who knew that naps could be so sentimental? Though, it wasn't like Venti was complaining, what with Lumine being so cute like that.
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15 Jun 2021
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A slightly cracky examination of Shen Wei's many outfits on Guardian. Image-heavy meta full of gifs and caps.
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- Part 1 of Serving Lewks
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21 Feb 2021
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Ye Zun can't understand Shen Wei's relationship with that annoying, crude human. They certainly don't have his blessing. Zhao Yunlan could never be good enough for his brother.
He thinks up a little game to prove it.
It isn't as fun as he expected it to be.
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01 Feb 2021
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Zhao Yunlan gasped as his eyes widened. His heart hammered. Shen Wei...the memory surfaced. Oh his team coming back without Shen Wei. His bloodied body. Anguish filled his being as his loss surfaced in his awakening consciousness. He was gone. He was never going to see him again...and he didn't even get time to confess his feelings. With tears in his eyes, Yunlan took in the swimming vision in front of him. Only to notice a sea of crowding around him.
His mind was sluggish but he recognised one pale face in the sea of crowd above him. His heart froze as he took in that sight. The rest faded as he zoned in on that one face which wasn't bloodied and very alive. With strength he didn't know he had possessed, he immediately ran up and clasped him in a tight embrace.
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By a stroke of luck, after suffering Shen Wei's death and his own demise Zhao Yunlan finds himself waking up in the past on the first day he met the professor. With memories of the future fresh, Zhao Yunlan vows to change their destiny. He had lost Shen Wei once. He wouldn't be losing him again.
Can Yunlan change the future he came from? Would he be able to change their ending? And who sent Yunlan back in time? Only time will tell.
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26 Jan 2021
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Zhao Yunlan vs. Filing and Shen Wei vs. Technology.
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14 Dec 2020
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Christmas Parties, Confessions, and Cozy Death Traps by awanderingmuse, BobInTheComments, likegallows for theboringdolphin
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
25 Dec 2020
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Ah, Christmas! That magical time of year where goodwill permeates the air, gifts are exchanged, and demigods question if they'll be smote down for singing the less secular Christmas carols! But as Nico will soon find out there are far more nefarious threats than carols this joyous time of year, a threat, in the form of an ugly Christmas sweater.
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"It is very tedious,” Professor Shen agrees, setting down his cup of tea. “I admire your forbearance.”
“I have no forbearance,” Zhao Yunlan assures him. “I get drunk a lot and throw things.”
or, the lawyers AU that no one asked for.
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- Part 14 of author's favourites (don't read in order)
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22 Nov 2020
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astringent, spicy, sour, sweet by china_shop for galaxysoup
Fandoms: 镇魂 | Guardian (TV 2018)
20 May 2019
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Zhao Yunlan laughs unhappily. “You know, I thought once you’d admitted the truth, we could stop playing those games.”
“It’s not a game.”
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22 Nov 2020
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Dixing is one of the last States standing against Emperor Zhao Xinci’s attempt to conquer and unite all the lands. The Crown Prince, Zhao Yunlan, has been fighting at the front lines of the war against Dixing for years when his mother gifts him with a concubine. Shen Wei is beautiful and magnetic and Zhao Yunlan falls in love with him instantly. But Shen Wei isn’t just a concubine; he’s a Dixing spy who’s being embedded in Zhao Yunlan’s household to gather intel and potentially assassinate the prince. He doesn’t expect to fall in love.
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22 Nov 2020
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When Shen Wei falls victim to a mysterious Dixing attack, the SID is on the case, and Zhao Yunlan is going to save him, no matter what.
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19 Nov 2020
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A new case of murder at the University, brings two unsolved murders back to haunt Zhao Yulan.
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- Part 1 of Guardian Murder Stories
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09 Nov 2020
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After he brings Shen Wei back from Dixing, Zhao Yunlan takes him home to recover and take it easy for once in his damn life. It doesn’t go exactly as planned.
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08 Nov 2020
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Sleeping in spring, I missed the dawn - marycrawford [GUARDIAN] WeiLan
Zhao Yunlan brings back Shen Wei to his apartment after he was stuck in Dixing chained to the pillar. He gets hit by the Nightmare Master's attack, and wakes up thinking this is all a dream.
Wowww the angst. The fluff. sobs at the foresight to the war ending with then both dying whyyyyt