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    “What’s a stone butch and why aren’t they real?” Jiang Cheng asks, too buzzed to care too much about not being up on lesbian culture.

    Huaisang pats Jiang Cheng on the no-man’s-land between her boobs and her shoulder. “You’re so useless, Jiang Cheng. A stone butch is a fictional hottie who doesn’t make you do any work at all, just wants to give head and fuck you stupid on her strap.”

    “Fictional?” Jiang Cheng echoes, having - not a moment, per se, but sort of a problem where her thoughts are going too fast for her poor drunken brain to keep up with.

    “Nobody actually wants to fuck a chick who’s too lazy to eat you out after,” Huaisang mumbles.


    After leaving Wei Ying and Lan Zhan’s bachelorette party, Jiang Cheng and Nie Huaisang decide to experiment with some outdated stereotypical lesbian sex roles.

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    10 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 17

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    Wei Ying is a hotshot space bounty hunter. Nie Huaisang is a cute android catboy. Jiang Cheng takes their photos for the Patreon.

    Or: the one where the trio are nerds, ft. an anime convention, cosplay, fangirls and shenanigans.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    "Is Jiang Cheng my boyfriend?"

    Nie Mingjue looks at his brother, and just looks at him. He waits just a bit longer for Nie Huaisang to crack - to whine that he's not answering, or even to laugh at the joke-

    He doesn't.

    So it must be something else. Nie Mingjue squints. "Is... Is this a trick question?"

    Or, Nie Huaisang missed a very important memo.

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    09 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Nobody turns their back and just randomly sorts their spices unless they have a blush or a boner to hide.”

    Jiang Cheng had only been trying to more or less enjoy a horrible day off. He hadn't expected to invite Lan Jingyi into his flat, drenched from the rain with no other place to go.

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    06 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 13

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    Jiang Cheng, Jingyi thinks to himself uncharitably, has been desensitized by Jiang Yanli and Wei Ying and Jin Ling and even Fairy. He can’t out-puppy-eyes a literal puppy, though not for lack of effort.

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    For all those writers who need just a bit of motivation to clean out their WIPs.

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    05 Feb 2026