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The An Ding Peak Lord's Holy Cheat Sheet by JerichoJaspersJeromeJr for table_matters
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Jun 2020
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There's a dozen basic things that Shang Qinghua should know but somehow doesn't.
There's a hundred mysterious secrets that Shang Qinghua knows even when he shouldn't.
There's a thousand profound mysteries that Shang Qinghua knows even when no mortal should.
Mobei-jun has noted it all.
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29 Dec 2025
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really cute PLUS there's a podfic
sqh and mbj have a little journey and then a heart-to-heart, super lovely
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[Podfic] The An Ding Peak Lord's Holy Cheat Sheet by BallOfAnxietyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 May 2025
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[Podfic]
There's a dozen basic things that Shang Qinghua should know but somehow doesn't.
There's a hundred mysterious secrets that Shang Qinghua knows even when he shouldn't.
There's a thousand profound mysteries that Shang Qinghua knows even when no mortal should.
Mobei-jun has noted it all.
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29 Dec 2025
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Runnin’ in Circles (Comin’ up Tails) by GoldenAnvil
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017), Diary of a Wimpy Kid Series - Jeff Kinney, Marvel Cinematic Universe
30 Oct 2025
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Post-Blip, former drummer-turned-music-teacher Rodrick Heffley breaks his hand and meets Dr. Christine Palmer in the ER. He swears she’s Regina George. She swears she isn’t.
Nobody said it was easy.
Nobody said it would be this hard.(Rodrick/Regina, MCU angst)
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would you die tonight for love? (baby, join me in death) by JojiJofi18
Fandoms: Mean Girls (2004), Diary of a Wimpy Kid (Movies 2010-2017)
02 Nov 2025
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North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.
Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend — fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.
It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.
Until it isn’t.
Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?
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seducing a tsundere huli jing who also happens to be my ex-shizun! by hybriade for CrazyNekoChan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
25 Dec 2024
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The fox spirit lets out a discontent hiss and raises his head to glare—jade phoenix eyes glimmering with anger, plush pink lips twisted into a frown, and elegant nose scrunched up.
Luo Binghe nearly chokes at the sight, familiar as it is. There’s no mistaking who he’s looking at, a face that haunts his every waking moment.
His cruel yet beautiful Shizun.
A reborn Luo Binghe is sent on a mission to kill a soul-sucking demon. Instead, he finds huli jing Shen Jiu.
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18 Sep 2025
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a rose by any other name by sarahyyy
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Nov 2020
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In the best of circumstances, Shang Qinghua wouldn’t have to be cursing all the choices that Luo Binghe makes, except Luo Binghe’s every move as the venerated ruler of the realm is so carefully observed and emulated by all the other demons.
Luo Binghe takes a male consort? The demons watch and learn.
Luo Binghe’s consort is a human cultivator? The demons are taking notes.
Luo Binghe’s human consort is a Cang Qiong Peak Lord? The demons are frantically making checklists that would determine one’s suitability to be a consort, and guess who ticks all the boxes.
(Or, the one where Shang Qinghua suddenly becomes Prime Demon Marriage Material™.)
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Bookmarked by Mars_Again
16 Sep 2025
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really fun to read
cutecourting, "i also wish to marry for love" AAAAA, so good just so good
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Tip of the Iceberg by Nonymos for nonplussed non-fic (nonplussed)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2025
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There is something weird about Shang Qinghua's new boss.
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14 Sep 2025
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omfg i love this sm!!! mbj gets transmigrated to the irl world and it's sooo funny and fun and plot and relationship development is so well balanced srsly idk what to say it's just perfect
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hot milf prof gets her pretty cherry popped by her favorite student by pomeny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Jul 2024
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The skin on her chest glistened, revealed from her typically button-up blouse. One of her fancier bras
how did Binghe know she owned this particular bra?had been pulled down, making her breasts spill with her nipples pebbled under the chilly air.Long legs were hiked up, making her knee-length pencil skirt get pushed up as high as it could go, digging into her shaking thighs. Her nude pair of pantyhose was shredded, revealing the skin of her thighs and the red marks adorning them, and most importantly, revealed her underwear for Luo Binghe to--
“Laoshi, this student needs to learn how to please you. Could you teach me how to make you cum?”
Shen Qingqiu, a virgin professor who just turned 30, found out the hard way that not only could she read minds, but her favorite student's thoughts were not what she was expecting. Prompt provided for SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza.
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14 Sep 2025
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'If' is Not Enough by Ilsasya24
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Aug 2024
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Desire swells in him like a hungry beast and if is no longer enough to feed it.
Luo Binghe can no longer survive on ifs.
A quick character study of Luo Binghe's intensifying feelings for Shen Qingqiu in the years before the Immortal Alliance Conference.
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14 Sep 2025
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Speaking My Language by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2025
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Mobei-Jun does not speak human. He does not speak human even a little bit, as Shang Qinghua has tested by saying absolutely unholy filthy things to him that should have gotten him instantly murdered, but instead only earns him a blank, annoyed stare.
“My king, please, it’s only water. It’s unpoisoned, see? See, I’ll drink some. Ahh, tasty, safe water! Please, drink it? You’re sweating so much, you’re, like, melting.” He helps Mobei-Jun drink the water. “... God I really want to lick the sweat off your neck.”
Mobei-Jun does not react. Ahaha, this is kind of fun. Except for all the ways that it’s so fucking inconvenient.
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Shang Qinghua wrote PIDW to have many different languages; he does not remember this.
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- Part 7 of Scum Villain Drabbles
Bookmarked by Mars_Again
13 Sep 2025
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funny and lh
also there's a podfic, rejoice!!! -
Husband (Imaginary) by diamondbruise
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Oct 2021
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Shang Qinghua tries to divorce Mobei Jun. It goes as well as you'd expect.
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Bookmarked by Mars_Again
13 Sep 2025
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i like how I totally see this being the modern version of what happened in the novel lmao
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move that body by varinn
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Jun 2023
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“I will gut you like a fish if you don't keep your eyes to yourself you pathetic little man”
After that insult Binghe listens to Taylor Swift for an hour in his car in the gym parking lot. Binghe needs help.
"You're hair is so pretty, do you use any product in it?"
Binghe listens to One Direction this time and imagines how many dogs he will have with Shen Qingqiu once they move to a little cottage in the countryside.
- aka: Binghe's gym crush is giving him very mixed signals, and he's not sure how long his heart can take this.
Update 6/23/23: Alternative ending posted as ch.6
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Bookmarked by Mars_Again
10 Sep 2025
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i was smiling the entire time haha great read
gym buddies, modern au
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FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: On My Time as a Student Under Shen Qingqiu by Margo_Kim
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Jul 2024
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On the desk in between Yue Qingyuan and Shen Qingqiu was a printout of the email. Shen Qingqiu refused to look at it. If he tried very hard, he could pretend it wasn’t there. When the email had hit his inbox this morning, Shen Qingqiu had read it and reread enough to have it memorized, as he tried to comprehend the meaning of these words arranged in this order. The second that comprehension dawned upon him, he’d deleted the email then promptly tried to forget everything about it.
He wasn’t being very successful on that front.
The message, written with the extraordinary eloquence that Shen Qingqiu knew Luo Binghe was capable of, had been sent en masse to the entire faculty and student body. It stated two main points. Firstly, that Luo Binghe attested that Shen Qingqiu had never slept with, assaulted, molested, groomed, or was in any way inappropriate to him during his time at Cang Qiong Academy (thanks for the endorsement, Binghe!!). Secondly, that Luo Binghe was announcing this because he intended to marry Shen Qingqiu and did not want even the whisper of false impropriety to stain his Shizun’s name.
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- Part 2 of author's favorites
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Of Liars and Princes by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Feb 2025
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Becoming a eunuch wasn't Shang Qinghua's first choice, but it was better than living on the streets. Still, he wanted to avoid the uncomfortable process if at all possible. With a few clever tricks, Shang Qinghua lied about his status as a eunuch and got himself a job in the imperial palace, with his genitals still intact. As a man who only wants to sleep with other men, it isn't hard for him to hide the truth. He would never be interested in looking at the concubines in an improper way, and all of the men in the rear palace are eunuchs themselves. So, celibacy isn't particularly difficult for Shang Qinghua.
He's of low rank, and practically everyone treats him like a useless servant with half a brain, but that is exactly how Shang Qinghua likes it. Hiding his assets is the best way to ensure he never comes under scrutiny. However, when Shang Qinghua accidentally catches the eye of the crown prince Mobei-jun, he risks having his secret exposed, and his life brought to an unfortunate end.
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09 Sep 2025
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I'll Get Off the Apps (Eventually) by Rozavie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2025
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Shang Qinghua is a pretty disappointing Alpha. Not only does he look nothing like an Alpha should, but he's also only attracted to other men who are Alphas too. It's all very embarrassing, and his romantic life is a complete disaster. His dating app is barren, without a message in sight, and he hasn't been on a date in years. So, on one lonely night, Shang Qinghua decides to embark on a little experiment—What would life look like if he was an Omega?
Shang Qinghua only ever intended to keep up this ruse for a short while, but when Shang Qinghua meets Mobei-jun, the Alpha of Alphas, things start to get a bit more serious. Shang Qinghua doesn't know if he can maintain his lie, while also managing his growing feelings, and navigating a budding relationship with the enigmatic Mobei-jun.
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Bookmarked by Mars_Again
09 Sep 2025
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abo
sqh pretends to be an omega on a dating app
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How To Stop Being Strung Along By A Guy & Get What You Deserve: 5 Steps to a Serious Relationship! by x_los
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Aug 2021
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'Madam Meiyin said: “Milord’s fated lover pays very little attention to others. But the moment they come to care about someone, they will care with their entire heart and soul.”'
Shen Yuan transmigrates into Proud Immortal Demon Way with a firmly-tied red string of fate. It takes Luo Binghe roughly two hours to notice this.
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04 Sep 2025
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You can't park here, sir. It's bloody Notre-Dame, that's why. by Ems_Ems
Fandoms: Disco Elysium (Video Game)
03 Feb 2022
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Harrier blinked, like he had suddenly remembered about his car. It looked like “remembering” was not his forte, judging by the way he had abandoned two grocery bags in the middle of the square, right before he had started sprinting towards the car.
“Oh, it’s ok, officer…?”
“Kitsuragi.”
“Is there a name that goes with it?” asked Harrier, attempting a smile that was swallowed by his bushy moustache. It probably found some forgotten candy in it, because the next thing Kim heard was the sound of Harry smacking his lips.
“Kim.”
“Just Kim?”
“Just Kim.”
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Sentinel!AU by neverazombie
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
14 Feb 2020
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28 Aug 2025
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ik it SAYS unfinished but it feels finished enough
rly nice, i like the sentinel swing of things
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Heatwaves and Pale-storms.
KIM KITSURAGI: “Look at that,” he says, and points out over the city.
PERCEPTION: Kim’s balcony looks out through a maze of apartment buildings and city streets. Most days - if the fog or pollution isn’t too bad - it offers a brief glimpse of the warehouses on the harbor. On exceptionally clear days, the glint of the sea, a far-off line on the horizon. But today…
YOU: You frown.
PERCEPTION: The sea is gone.
INLAND EMPIRE: It is not there. Instead, it’s - nothingness.
HALF LIGHT: The sky, too. It’s not there.
SHIVERS: Even now, in Martinaise, the bombs are falling, the bombs will always fall - a song is playing on repeat, down through the mist there - a man is going out on a fishing boat, never to return - a woman is panting, pulling a man close to her, his head to her chest - another man is standing on a chair, looping his tie around the blade of a ceiling fan -
KIM KITSURAGI: “I think we’re going to get a Pale-storm after all, detective.”
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26 Aug 2025
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Kim confronts Harry over his Dick Mullen erotica and provides criticism, constructive or otherwise.
Inspired by/Pseudo-sequel to The Erotic Adventures of Dick Mullen by Raphaël Ambrosius Cousteau
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21 Aug 2025
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this is awesome. this is legit so awesome i giggled aloud
obv reads better with the context of the work it's inspired by but ngl hilarious on it's own as well
i literally sent a 5min rant to my fr retelling the pot it was THAT funny