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It turns out Davy Jones’ locker is less of an actual locker, and more of a shipwrecked frigate at the bottom of the ocean, preserved inside an air pocket the size of a volcano. And Davy Jones himself is not the fiery eyed, smoke wreathed monster of legend, but a normal looking man. Something of a dandy, even, for a pirate. Hair and beard neatly trimmed, shot through with streaks of grey, cream-coloured waistcoat and breeches in the modern fashion, and a carved bone pipe that he sucks on thoughtfully before saying, “What the fuck’s a Stede Bonnet?”
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Stede dies. Ed brings him back.
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Aziraphael, the Last to Fall by Mapes
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Jun 2020
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It is commonly thought that when Lucifer and his followers were cast out of heaven, that this was rather the end of the whole thing, and everyone could get back to what they were supposed to be doing, such as praying, rejoicing in the glory of the Almighty, guarding trees, and so forth.
But in actuality, although it doesn’t appear in the Bible, and has, by all accounts, been rather hushed up by all parties concerned, there was one more angel who fell from grace. Not for his part in the Great Rebellion (violence, on the whole, made him feel slightly queasy, and he’d managed to be somewhere else on the day itself), but for his flagrant disobedience in following one of Her earliest commands.
In short, he gave away a sword.
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An AU role reversal Good Omens story where Aziraphale fell and Crowley did not.
Now finished!
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Finch, and how he's changed.
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Sometimes living with Rimmer is like having something stuck in your teeth.
two men completely incapable of having a sincere discussion about their emotions start getting off together
Bookmarked by Mapes
14 Jan 2026
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Ace and the Shadow of Doyle by TottyTottyTotty for felineranger, Janamelie
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
23 Sep 2025
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Ace Rimmer finds himself in a new dimension where only one bastion of democracy remains. The good news is that this universe's version of Dave Lister — Sebastian Doyle — is the guardian of that democracy.
Will Ace fall into Sebastian's bed as easily as he falls for his lies? Or will he uncover the disgusting truth in time?
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13 Dec 2025
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Rimmer’s carefree tenure as Ace is interrupted when he discovers a communication device with Lister on its other end. While Lister prods in their relationship, Rimmer’s curiosity about the device’s creation leads him to discover what it really means to surrender his life to being an interdimensional hero.
Bookmarked by Mapes
29 Nov 2025
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When Rimmer gets a promotion at work, he makes Lister's life a living hell. It doesn't take long for that particular bubble to burst.
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29 Jul 2025
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Jerk Off Instructions (From a Jerk, to a Jerk) by Clipped_Ionian_Vowels
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
03 Feb 2023
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There were a grand total of two things that Lister didn't expect to find while browsing a popular porn website. The first was scutters teaching sign language.
The second was Arnold J. Rimmer.
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29 Jul 2025