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    Jen jedna konverzace mezi dvěma jedenáctiletými chlapci se odehraje trochu odlišně, a svět se změní. Kolik věcí bude jinak, když Harryho zařadí do Zmijozelu, a kolik věcí zůstane stejných?
    /Říjen 2025: revize starého překladu a pokračování na novém.

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    I present to you the Potter multiverse with a tiny Merlin crossover (BEWARE: it's Merthur and only a single chapter in story 7). The stories are stand-alones. They are connected by a young Severus, who instead of travelling into the past as he's desperate to prevent his best friend's murder and make amends for his wrongdoings, messes up and propels himself into 1995. In the summer of 1996, he is too inexperienced to treat advanced curses, and the curse in Gaunt's ring kills Albus Dumbledore. The quest for horcruxes starts early: except there is no way of telling how many there are, and where. One day, searching for magical herbs in the middle of terrorised London, Severus finds himself at an old-fashioned apothecary. There, a cheerful herbalist offers him a spell Severus had no idea existed — the ritual to allow you to cross between realities. What are the odds of some OTHER Severus knowing what they are looking for? Severus gets down to business.

    1. Something Off
    2. I Like It Better When It's Messed Up
    3. Writings on the Wall
    4. Figure It Out
    5. Everyone's a Snake
    6. [unnamed Severitus scene cluster]
    7. Severus Travels in Time (by Mistake) & Between Realities (on Purpose)

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    Just a smol blind she/they existence practising Czech-to-English translation on desperate Entrapdak stans. Stan means "a tent" in Czech. Do you think it's hilarious? I think it's hilarious. So many Entrapdak tents! An army for festivals.
    Enjoy the stories. I love you.

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  1. Public Bookmark 59

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    5 times people assumed Trip and Malcolm were a couple
    1 time they finally wised up to what everyone saw all along.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Delicious melting material.

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    “Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.

    “I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.

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    The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.

    In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.

    Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privledge to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.

    [[SLOW UPDATES]]
    I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry!

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    24 Jan 2026

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    When they try to hang him, he floats.

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    They put him on the pyre at dawn.

    He doesn’t burn.

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    10 Jun 2023

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    They found out nothing was as simple and as noble and clear as they would've liked it to at the beginning of Arthur's rule. They've grown older, and finally, closer. 5 out of 5. Yes please. Someone make a fluffy fanfic please!

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    Arthur lies to a sorceress and gets slapped with a truth spell. Awkwardness ensues.

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    13 Dec 2023

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    Hilarious Merthur. A wild truth spell attacks!

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    Harry Potter is an Unspeakable. Draco Malfoy is the wizard who shagged him. Adventure! Intrigue! Secret identities, celebrities, spies! It's all right here, folks.

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    09 Jun 2025

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    Everyone could be an Unspeakable. Anyone could be an Unspeakable. Even the person you're shagging. Someone better tell Harry Potter that.