MagpieIsntHere
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
These are the contents of Theraprism patient Bill Cipher's dream journal, awarded to him for good-ish behavior several months after "the arts and crafts incident." Unfortunately, Bill Cipher does not have dreams. He doesn't. It isn't possible for something of his nature to have dreams.
Bookmarked by MagpieIsntHere
14 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Bill Cipher begs the Axolotl for a second chance on the verge of death. The Axolotl agrees, like the bleeding-heart idiot that it is. All Bill has to do is pass a little trial. How hard can that be for a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power?
He wakes up in 1979. And he is not a dream demon of unfathomable cosmic power.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 338,500
- Chapters:
- 34/?
- Comments:
- 5,217
- Kudos:
- 8,850
- Bookmarks:
- 1,275
- Hits:
- 259,799
Bookmarked by MagpieIsntHere
04 Jan 2026
-
Tags
Summary
A tall figure stood at the door.
Shadow Milk tilted his head in what could have been either disbelief or amusement, or both. “Vanilly?”
His long, usually perfectly coiffed hair was a tangled mess, and his robes had gone slightly undone.
Shadow Milk's gaze didn’t stop there. He found Pure Vanilla's face, which was almost hidden behind the cookie's blonde waves.
His face was flushed red, and his eyes looked astonishingly tired.
It was clear to Shadow Milk that the great Pure Vanilla, king of the Vanilla Kingdom, was standing in front of him completely drunk off of witches-know-what.
It was new, interesting, exciting!
Bookmarked by MagpieIsntHere
01 Jun 2025
-
the wedding party by yrbeecharmer
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan, The Trials of Apollo - Rick Riordan
21 Jun 2021
Tags
Summary
Leo: I’m Leo, I’m the hottest groomsman in the place, literally [Leo makes finger guns at the camera], and I think Thalia, the maid of honor—eternal maiden of of honor, you might say—
Piper [offscreen]: BOOOOOOOO!
Leo: —is gonna get the drunkest at the reception.Bookmarked by MagpieIsntHere
03 Apr 2025
-
Theseus' Guide to Ruining a Perfectly Good Boat by stump_not_found
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
18 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
The kids fall through the portal, and Stanley chases after them. He will not lose them the way he lost his brother.
Refusing to repeat the mistake of 30 years ago, the family becomes stranded in the multiverse, stuck without a clear path home. Stan's got his brother back, at least, but Stanford isn't the same as Stan remembers. Looks the same, sure, talks the same, absolutely - but he's got a 'professional working relationship' with Bill Cipher that Stan'd really rather not interrogate, and seems to have changed his whole vibe from Virgin Loser, to Space Cowboy Wizard; Which isn't all that different, now that Stan thinks about it.
Stan and Ford must now find a way to kill Bill, get the family back to Earth, and try to keep the ghosts of their past from tearing them apart. Again. Same boat, different planks, and neither one can deal with their own reflection in the water.
Well, whatever. They can handle this.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 92,209
- Chapters:
- 8/21
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 1,030
- Kudos:
- 1,938
- Bookmarks:
- 546
- Hits:
- 57,767
Bookmarked by MagpieIsntHere
22 Feb 2025