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    Montreal comes into Ottawa looking for blood.

    They get a rookie with a mouth on him instead.

    It’s supposed to be just another tight, physical game against the Voyageurs. Hard checks, ugly chirps, Rozanov bleeding a little for dramatic effect, the usual. Shane thinks he’s prepared. Ilya is, as always, one mildly illegal hit away from throwing hands. Bood is having the time of his life.

    No one, however, is prepared for Luca Haas.

    Nineteen. Polite. Painfully earnest. Carries art supplies in his backpack. Has never had an on-ice fight.

    Until he does.

    A story about rivalry, locker room insanity, rookie feral awakenings, and the exact moment Ottawa realizes their baby has teeth.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    Hilarious, peak comedy

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Absolutely hilarious but still serious and filled with emotion!

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    Five times someone asked who Lily was, and one time Shane told the truth.

    Or, “A Lesson in the Art of Subtlety,” presented by Shane Hollander, and witnessed by the Montreal Voyageurs.

    (Inspired by the scene where Shane gets the dickpick and slams his phone down on the bed, and in ep4 when he aggressively tells Hayden he is going to visit a “friend”)

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    10 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolutely hilarious series

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    Shane Hollander is the number two overall NHL draft pick and a newly minted Montreal Voyageur. He’s also laser focused on his goals: being the best by beating the best. For him, this means a continued rivalry with number one draft pick—and new Ottawa Centaur—Ilya Rozanov. But when a problem with Rozanov’s immigration paperwork threatens his future in the NHL, what does that mean for Shane’s own career? He can’t risk finding out…so they get married. Just for immigration. A fast, practical, mutually beneficial solution.

    No one will ever suspect, let alone find out, that the NHL’s greatest rivals are secretly married. And there’s certainly no risk of feelings getting involved. They have a game plan.

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    07 Feb 2026

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    Lang Qianqiu was raised on tales of heroism and glory. Directly alongside being taught those myths of magnanimous rulers and resplendent gods, he had been told since he was very young that he would be one such protagonist. Xie Lian could see it in the way he walked into a room with his head held high, in the confident swing of his sword, in the gleam in his eye when he imagined how he would change the country of Yong’an for the better.

    More simply put, Xie Lian recognized it in Lang Qianqiu because the young prince looked too much like himself at the same age.

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    14 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    “Your Highness should be mindful of how you view history. Every myth you are told was born from truth, and every scholarly retelling carries more than meets the eye. Nothing escapes the warping of time. Not even yourself.”

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