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While investigating a murder case, Detective Bilbo Baggins meets Thorin Oakensheild Durin. Thorin possibly has vital information to his most current case but the only way he will give it to Detective Baggins is if he will sleep with him. Bilbo refuses, until the choice is taken away from him....
This is not a non-con, just a very dub-con which turns out well for our boys :)
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- Part 1 of Tea and Crumpets
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01 Feb 2026
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Someone appears from your past that you'd rather not see.
Or, Ivy hunts down her high school bullies, not expecting one to be so apologetic.
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- Part 2 of random one shots
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10 Jan 2026
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To Our Good Friend and Squire, Edward, Who Needs his Dick Ridden Expediently
To our dearest friend and squire, Edward,
We are most concerned for the welfare of your penis.
You have not, as of yet, to the best of our knowledge, had an orgasm with this new penis while another person is present.
As such, our friend Jeffrey has provided you with a wide variety of whores so that you might finally stop drinking too much wine in an evening and commiserating at your penis' lack of experience.
Please peruse these profiles so that you may select one and we can finally, finally, all be at peace.
Yours cordially,
Jeffrey, Gareth and Freak
"Whores?!" Eddie echoes, in affectionate outrage. "Alright, let's see how well you know my taste, Jeff."
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04 Jan 2026
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This is a story all about how Steve Harrington's life got flipped, turned Upside Down.
(Stranger Things rewrite where Steve ended up in the Upside Down with Will first season and how it changes every season thereafter)
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05 Dec 2025
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“You have a real attitude problem, Harrington,” Jonathan says darkly. His face inches towards Steve’s. “I think you should get that under control, yeah?”
or, Jonathan Has Just About Enough Of Steve’s Shit
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30 Nov 2025