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Harry Potter and the Boomslang by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“But I’m a person, not a snake. How come we can talk?”
“Snakes consider themselves people, Harrypotter, just as humans, scruffy or not, do, and you will do well to remember as such.” the snake rebuked.
Harry curled inwards on himself a little. It seemed the awful manners Aunt Petunia was always berating him for stretched to conversations with snakes too. “Oh. Sorry. I… I guess that makes sense.”
“Apology accepted.” The snake’s hissing tone seemed to soften. “Even rude, scruffy humans must ask questions, I suppose.”
Harry frowned. There wouldn’t be many other snakes to talk to, would there? “How long have you been here?”
“I am uncertain. I believe it to be several moons. I have escaped my previous prisons with relative ease, but have yet to find a way out of this boring box.”
Harry felt a pang of sympathy - he knew what it was like to be trapped.
“Regardless, you are not a snake, for no snake would have such a weak jaw.” the Boomslang hissed, seemingly amused. “You, Harrypotter, are a Parselmouth.”Or: Harry befriends a snake before Hogwarts, and then The Plot Starts
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Paperwork and Pettiness: A Head Boy’s Guide to Quietly Running a School by menaka
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Sep 2025
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Hogwarts runs on chaos. Percy Weasley runs on rules. Unfortunately for everyone, he just found a way to win. Armed with quills, loopholes, and an alarming enthusiasm for paperwork, Percy quietly takes over the school—one anonymous reform at a time. Secret rebellions have never been so properly documented .
Updates posted as soon as I have free time.
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- Part 1 of Bureaucracy and Other Dark Arts
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10 Feb 2026
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Bioethically Speaking, Mr. Sheev by hrotsvit, ineedausername1829
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
23 Jul 2024
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I'm reaching out regarding a curious case I encountered in the archives that would have occurred in 0 AFE, roughly speaking. Unfortunately, the dates - along with all other information - are rather scant. All I can find are several references regarding, to my bewilderment, the installation of a life support system that involves a bizarre collection of medical assistance tools.
When a graduate student stumbles across some unusual data in an archive, he's sure it's the key to writing a successful dissertation. Unfortunately for him (and even more unfortunately for the public relations staff of the Grand Imperial Medical Facility), the request sets off an explosive [email] chain reaction that's more than anyone bargained for. Surely a quadruple amputee burn victim isn't really running around in a 200 pound suit amped up on mysterious substances, right?
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10 Feb 2026
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Connotations {orhma, Anohrah} by ghostwriterofthemachine
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Aug 2020
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Anakin’s Padawan is strong and brave and fierce and he has every faith in her abilities. He’s known from the beginning that she would fight her way back to him, Trandoshans or no. He’s known from the beginning, on some level, that he would see her again.
Or, the aftermath of the Padawan Lost arc, but Anakin and Ahsoka have more words to speak in.Series
- Part 5 of Pragmatics of the Jedi
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06 Feb 2026
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immersion theory {oola} by ghostwriterofthemachine, loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
12 Jan 2021
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Immersion Theory: When it comes to language learning, immersion usually means learning a new language in the most natural way possible – in practice, being in a situation where the language is spoken.
Or, five times the Clones stumble over Dai Bendu and one time they don’t.
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- Part 10 of Pragmatics of the Jedi
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03 Feb 2026
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Palpatine is Arrested for Fashion Crimes by Peppermint_Shamrock
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
22 Aug 2020
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The Jedi have uncovered Darth Sidious's identity! Unfortunately, they don't have enough evidence to convict him, and so turn to Padmé for help.
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- Part 2 of Palpatine is the Worst and deserves to have his plans, day, and life ruined
- Part 13 of Writing Challenge Fics - 100 Fandoms
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02 Feb 2026