LilyLemon
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At a football game, Simon realises that he's not straight (rather, Penny forcefully makes him realise) and has no idea what to do with this information.
Baz overhears him having a sexuality crisis and decides to step in (rather, Dev and Niall intervene and make him). He's also having trouble making his parents acknowledge his sexuality, and is trying to make a plan to make them accept him.
So, Baz unwilling becomes Simon's gay mentor, and Simon helps Baz plan a way to make his parents acknowledge he's gay, once and for all.
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Lily and Remus falling apart during the first war - smoking and dark conversations in the midst of disaster.
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Why We're No Longer Allowed To Do Boardgame Nights by LilyLemon
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
14 Apr 2021
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After a disaster on the night of 2 February 2019, I have decided to conduct a report to look into a case that ended horribly, after starting as a simple boardgame night. This report is constructed entirely of witness statements.
Let’s begin.(Aka, The Gang decide to have a night of Monopoly, Twister and other such things, and it goes tits up)
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There are certain rules about being a responsible adult, and Sirius is pretty sure that one of them is that you shouldn't break into people's conservatories when you're drunk.
Luckily, it just so happens that, in spite of his accidental criminal tendencies, the Universe has decided to reward him by placing an incredibly attractive stranger with a surprisingly acerbic sense of humour in the conservatory too - yes, the one he broke into. -
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Remus, a Welsh costumer who moved to New York to work for Lily's production company, is at his wits end, driven to insanity by the demands of his job - as well as the demands of the entitled actors - and the exhaustion of caring for his three younger siblings.
Then he meets Sirius, another "snotty actor", and a spark is lit. The question is, though, will he follow his heart, or keep living with the monotony he'd previously been content with?
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Public Bookmark 28971
Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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23 Feb 2023
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“The Moon. Your future. The land of dreams and the subconscious. Inverted, it means-”
“Yeah, yeah. I get it,” Ronan snaps.
“Traditionally, the Moon is also known as a card of feminine mystique and sexuality, and could be considered to represent the opposite when inverted,” Adam tacks on, mostly because he thinks it’s funny. Ronan rolls his eyes.
“So your fucking cards know I’m trans. Whatever. You want a medal?”
“No, but Maura usually charges thirty bucks,” Adam says.
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04 Feb 2023
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Six Penny, Seven Stone by montparnasse for escribo
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Oct 2016
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Timing is everything. Tonks's was always just a little bit off-kilter.
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01 Jan 2023
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with the words going out like cells of a brain by orphan_account
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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James manages to wrench himself up and lean against Remus’ shoulder. He extends a shaking hand to Sirius. “Padfoot,” he says. “Pads, it’s me. Padfoot. Sirius.”
Sirius stares from the hand to James and then back to the hand. He stretches his own out and they brush fingers.
“I don’t know what’s happening,” he murmurs. “What’s happening to me? What’s happening?”
James makes a pained sound, rasping in another breath. Remus reaches up to hold his retching throat for him, feeling it twist and protest like a trapped animal. It’s a testament to how much James trusts him that he doesn’t revolt against the feeling of a hand around his neck.
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There are a few things Sirius really didn't count on for Christmas of 1979. The extreme sexual confusion is one of them; Remus Lupin is approximately seventy-eight of the rest.
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Bookmarked by LilyLemon
11 Dec 2020