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A routine curse investigation goes south when Satoru and Suguru trigger the cursed spirit's trap--and wake up as tiny, adorably fluffy kittens. Unable to use their techniques (or even walk in a straight line), the two strongest sorcerers find themselves utterly helpless for the first time...until they're scooped up by a three year old Yuji Itadori, who adopts them as his new best friends.
To break the curse and return to their normal bodies, they'll need all their sorcerer ingenuity (and one very determined toddler) to reverse the transformation before they're stuck like this forever!
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19 Feb 2026
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The Funny Part is That They’re Both Cats by kentler
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Jan 2026
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【INITIATING MISSION: ‘Become a True Catboy or Fucking Explode!’ ₍^>ヮ<^₎ .ᐟ.ᐟ START】Shen Yuan transmigrates into early PIDW as a cat demon and gets picked up by the scum villain! Now his system keeps giving him cat-related missions such as ‘cats must play!’ or ‘all cats purr!’ and even ‘cats often go into heat!’. Ignore that last one, actually.
So begins Shen Yuan’s balancing act of completing these nonsensical missions, hiding his identity, and staying on the good side of the super tsundere, cat-like man known as Shen Jiu, who keeps saying stuff like ‘I’ll kill you if I find out you’re a demon’.
TDLR; this whole fic is an elaborate excuse to write catboy!SY going into heat.
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02 Feb 2026
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honesty is such a lonely word by chrysaliseater
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Sep 2020
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Liu Qingge insists on guarding Shen Qingqiu while he's being held in the Water Prison, Shen Qingqiu goes to trial, and the Old Palace Master tries to force his hand by using a truth-finding artifact. The results aren't what anyone was expecting.
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30 Jan 2026
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Tomorrow's Lesson by ForgetMeNot2656
Fandoms: Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024), Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Ever Crisis (Video Game 2023)
27 Nov 2025
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Daily life as a boy in Nibelheim, especially when you’re unlucky enough to be named Cloud ? Not what you’d call thrilling.
Still, nothing’s stopping him from dreaming up a future near the perfect Sephiroth.Being haunted by a nightmarish, twisted version of his hero in the present ? While also trying not to get murdered by a silver-haired teenager during those moments he’s trapped in the past ?
Maybe the universe just misread his orientation plan.
Or maybe that’s the lesson.
Be wary of what you wish for. It might bring more than you bargained for.
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28 Dec 2025
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It Takes A Village (or one really sticky demon lord) by smellslikecitrus
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2023
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There’s a baby.
There’s a baby in Shen Qingqiu’s empty robes, occupying the space that Shen Qingqiu stated with great conviction was the most comfortable spot on this gigantic fucking bed, Binghe, move, and it looks as if it’s about to cry. It pauses its fussing to blink at him, huge, dark, impossibly familiar eyes framed by long wet lashes peeping up at him from a tiny round face. It observes him, shocked, in the same split second that it takes Luo Binghe to realize what exactly it is, then it scrunches its button nose, squeezes its eyes shut, and lets loose the loudest wail Luo Binghe has ever heard in his entire cursed life.
Luo Binghe will never admit that while the child screamed bloody murder, his first reaction was to flinch away so violently that he ended up with his back to the unforgiving stone floor. Why are you crying, I’m the one who wants to cry!
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Shen Qingqiu is forced into a special event, while his unfortunate husband has to take care of an admittedly adorable and very smart child in his... absence.- Language:
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30 Oct 2025