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    Lando saw one message—“which gives off more engagement ring energy: diamond, gold, or platinum?”—from his best mate, his ride-or-die, his official roommate and teammate Oscar… and instantly spiralled into a full-blown identity crisis, an emotional implosion, and possibly a parallel dimension where nothing made sense anymore.

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    09 Oct 2025

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    “Hello, I am an android built by Cyberlife. I am model OP-810 but you can call me Oscar.”

    An android? Lando’s new personal trainer was an android?

    When Jon had told him he was leaving for a new cushy job with less travelling, Lando was devastated. They’d been working together eight years, since before he’d even made it to formula one.

    Lando had hardly expected his replacement to live up to the incredibly high bar Jon had set, but he'd at least assumed that whoever they were would be, well, a human.

    Instead, standing in front of him was an apathetic, emotionless machine.

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    15 Sep 2025

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    The first time Lando Norris hears the name Oscar Piastri, it is the end of his second season in Formula One. A passing comment from one of his engineers.

    A couple of years pass before Lando is reminded of the driver again. He has found his way into the paddock; if not the grid itself. He hears nothing about the reserve driver until the summer break. From one day to the next, the Australian rockets from obscurity to infamy. A single tweet puts the name Oscar Piastri on everyone’s lips.

    Lando should have guessed. The signs were there, glaringly obvious once he puts the clues together.

    Oscar Piastri is his teammate for 2023.

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    Lando Norris finally gets a rookie teammate… why did no one tell him it would be this hard? Featuring grid gang shenanigans and misguided relationship advice

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    06 Aug 2025

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    “Oscar’s an accountant too!” Max says, then he turns to face Lando. “I didn’t know you were one, Charles didn’t tell me.” Charles makes an affronted noise at being wrongfully accused.

    Max continues, “Do you know him?”

    Maybe he shouldn't have lied about the accountant bit, Lando thinks, as he stares back at Max.

    Who the fuck is Oscar?

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    29 Jul 2025

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    Lando can’t seem to keep his mouth shut.

    He may or may not have cancelled Oscar on Twitter. Or X. Whatever the fuck it’s called.

    Oops?

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    08 Jul 2025