LettuceNotLemons
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- Lifesteal SMP (5)
- Empires SMP (2)
- WitchCraft SMP (1)
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During the Mid-Season break Squiddo decides to start drawing again, with Ash's help
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Ash on being an angel, wings, and weakness
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Ash fell harder, in every way
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- Part 2 of Guardian Angel
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When Squiddo first saw him she thought she was hallucinating.
“Beautiful” that’s all Squiddo could think, beautiful wings, beautiful eyes, beautiful face. He was wearing jewelry, expensive golden stuff that brought out his eyes and oh good god he was beautiful.
She though he looked like an angel
She was right.OR
Squiddo fell first.
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- Part 1 of Guardian Angel
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Ash needs help preening and he's tired of Zam fucking it up, hopefully Squiddo can do a better job.
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- Part 3 of Guardian Angel
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I wish i never met you but now i can't forget you by LettuceNotLemons
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
13 Jun 2025
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Squiddo knew the second Mane told her they were working with Wemmbu that she had made a mistake.
But Squiddo has made lots of mistakes, one of those was falling in love with someone who would never pick them over himself
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Ashswag is an angel, not an avian, not a griffon, and certainly not a demon.
He's an angel, lets talk about it and all the pros and cons that go with it.- Words:
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- Works:
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- Bookmarks:
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right left, baby steps by hellpotter
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
27 Jan 2026
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“It was Percy,” she finally spills. “It's Percy, the father is Percy.”
Saying those words out loud makes Annabeth’s stomach growl. She feels nauseous, which she figures probably is not just psychological, all things considered. She has no idea what she’s going to do about this yet, but saying the word father actually makes it feel like a baby for the first time. She lifts her gaze to take in her friends’ stunned expressions, their matching o-shaped mouths and wide eyes.
“Percy Jackson?” Piper gasps. “Percy your-best-fucking-friend Jackson?”or
annabeth and percy are just lifelong friends, really. they might also have a baby together...
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- Part 2 of the baby steps au
Bookmarked by LettuceNotLemons
27 Jan 2026
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All I Wanted was You by cookies_camembert
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
26 Aug 2025
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AU// god percy and huntress annabeth
When Percy chose immortality, he'd never imagined he'd feel so alone.
When Annabeth chose life as a huntress, she'd hoped to forget her anger.
But when things beneath the earth begin to stir, it sets off a chain of events and reveals secrets neither one of them could have imagined.
Bookmarked by LettuceNotLemons
27 Jan 2026
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Tokyo Drift by boltedouthell (boltedoutheaven)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
24 Jan 2026
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As it turns out, being unemployed really sucks.
Well, if you wanna get technical with it, Squiddo is employed. Her father has her help around at his repair shop, without pay, mind you, while she looks for a job, despite their many, many complaints.
Regardless, the days seem to blur together, one after another, without any change or excitement.
It’s only eleven in the morning, and she already feels like death.
Squiddo is a mechanic at her dad's auto repair shop and finds herself in a bit of a situation.
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02 Jan 2026
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"It was almost inconsequential in the general gist of things. Robert would not have given it a second thought if not for the weird tension that sprouted after, and the fact that his team made a bigger deal than it had to be. It was not like he was actually hurt, not really, the fingers were not even broken. Probably. It was fractured at most, in his personal opinion. "
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The team slowly figuring out Robert's insanely high pain tolerance and progressively getting more worried about it.
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Bookmarked by LettuceNotLemons
03 Dec 2025
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Just a compilation of Z-Team social media posts that I've made! They originally get posted on reddit, but I'm throwing them up here as well for the Ao3 crowd.
Bookmarked by LettuceNotLemons
30 Nov 2025