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When you wake up with Ben Affleck naked in your bed and a whore named Jennifer Lopez on your hand, there’s only one thing you can do. Commit a murder and evacuate the premises. But of course a certain redhead had to ruin everything with his stupid Jew magic.
Kyman Week 2022 Day 1: Denial
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- Part 1 of Kyman Week 2022
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05 Jul 2022
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Kenny is in serious trouble. Luckily, his asshole friends are right there.
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11 Jun 2022
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“I needed to ask myself, ‘is this person really worth even being around?' If I’m being honest with you, many people weren’t worth being around, and many people still aren’t. But sometimes, Eric, the people who you hate most end up being the most worth it. And sometimes not. Just don’t let yourself be so caught up in hating someone that you end up hating yourself for it. Nobody is worth hating yourself over Eric, I want you to remember that.”
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Eric Cartman has a dream that he would consider more of a nightmare about being kissed by none other then Kyle Broflovski. But that didn't mean anything. Nope, because if one thing was for certain, Eric hated Kyle. He couldn't have a crush oh him... right?
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03 Apr 2022
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If adolescence was a thunderstorm, Clyde was a lightning rod. Which would make Craig the lightning, right? He certainly was quiet enough. A snapshot into the lives of two boys as they struggle with the problems of being teenagers.
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01 Apr 2022
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Kenny wants to treat his little sister this holiday season, but runs into some trouble, and so a certain classmate steps into the holiday spirit and helps him out. A short Kendy oneshot just 'cause I think they're cute.
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- Part 1 of Kendy
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09 Mar 2022