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Dead Internet Theory by Klawtwo
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
15 Dec 2025
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The Rock has changed EXPLOSION MURDER GOD’s nickname to “Anger Issues”
Outlet: F
Chill Touch: I believe I just heard Bakugou’s door being blown off its hinges.
Broccoli: This is the first time that angry running hasn’t been coming my direction.
Zoomies: After researching this topic I have discovered that people do, indeed, speak less formally and lose their sense of reputation when put into one of these chats. As your class representative I shall do my best to ensure we all stay in line while still abiding by these social normalities.
Outlet: oh my god youre so lucky midoriya has practically adopted you into his circle because theres no way youd make friends normally
Chill Touch: Is this true @Zoomies? I shall try to do better as well then.
Outlet: oh my god theyre autistic
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A group-chat based in the MHA universe in which the gang really just fucks around and finds out. I love the concept of exploring Class 1-A's domestic life through the comedic lens of text-based fics. Found family but the family consists of mentally ill traumatized individuals with too much power. Takes place not long after they've moved into the dorms.
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Slithered Here from Eden (Just to Hide Outside Your Door) by Klawtwo
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
02 Dec 2025
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Title is a Hozier lyric.
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“As some of you may know, Shadow Milk Cookie isn’t dead-” his words were abruptly cut short as Golden Cheese spat her drink back out in utter shock. The rest had wide eyes but seemed to take it better, prepared from the word vomit Gingerbrave had given earlier. It was going to be a harder talk than initially planned.
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Happens after Episode 8 of Beast Yeast. I love exploring the concept of SMC being like an abused stray cat that fights off any compassion shown to it but can't help but radiate towards the light that is PV and PV is just there going 'psst psst psstttt'.
Lore is a concept chasing me through the maze of life with a chainsaw.
Will update when life provides the opportunity to do so. Anyways, enjoy the show!
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Slithered Here from Eden (Just to Sit Outside Your Door) by Klawtwo
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
13 Apr 2025
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Behold! The revised version of Slithered Here from Eden (Just to Hide Outside Your Door).
This version actually has a general roadmap of how the chapters are going to work out, meaning it's less messy and more consistent in its themes and story. Think of the other as a rough draft and this as the finished work.-
This fic hopes to explore the complex emotions behind Shadow Milk and his difficulty grasping the nuances of emotions after being trapped in a tree for decades. He really is just a stray cat unused to affection without payment. Luckily Pure Vanilla is quite fond of 'psstpsstpsst'ing his way into befriending anything that catches his eye. Enemies to friends to lovers is a steel pole that we're ramming into at 70mph. Also Black Sapphire, Candy Apple, and Shadow Milk are a demented found family trope, and no one can convince me those aren't his kids.
-After the ascension of Pure Vanilla, the jester and his minions flee into hiding as they contemplate what to do next. Weakened and hurting from betrayal, Shadow Milk juggles the concept of regaining his former power while combating his other half's patience.
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Stuck reviewing his actions in the Theraprism, Bill Cipher is left to ponder on what could have been. The axolotl sees these musings and offers the triangle a chance of reincarnation…via the possession of a broken man’s mind. How will two insane beings inhabit the same body? What will happen once Stanford finds out one of his closest friends has been possessed by the very demon his family had risked everything to get rid of?
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A confrontation with the demon who had terrorized the realm ends up horribly wrong. With his brother dead and the rest of the town either lost in the chaotic wastelands left in Weirdmaggedon's wake or being used as crude furniture, Ford is left with a demon eager to make a deal. While the author thought that he made it clear he harbored no more feelings for the creature, it seems Cipher is intent on capturing his attention through any means necessary.
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He’s back here.
He’s back here.
Oh Witches damned, let it be just a nightmare - a demented illusion of his wretched mind.
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He should have known. Should have known that peace would never last, despite much of his Other Half's reassurances.
Sent back to the far past in the midst of war, Shadow Milk finds himself ill-adjusted to who he used to be. Yet, there's one thing he's absolutely certain - he can't allow the Virtues to go down that path, not again.
(Hundreds of years in the future, a shepherd searched and longed.)
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Bookmarked by Klawtwo
26 Jan 2026
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Time-rewind AU where Smilk uses his knowledge to do knowledge things. Lots of lovely found family and deceit trio.
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In which Sage of Truth-esque Shadow Milk (not a soul jam holder) finds himself as the Beast of Deceit
Shadow Milk was a ‘normal cookie’; he often found it funny that he shared the same name as a character from a novel he read. Friends and students alike frequently teased him for it. But alas, he was a teacher at heart, and there was no way in his mind that he would torment someone so kind-hearted who believed in the truth.
After all, Pure Vanilla was such a charming character that he was swayed by his lowest and cried at his peaks when he overcame his suffering.
This is why it was distressing to find himself as an astral projection watching over Pure Vanilla in a world where he was still known as “Healer Cookie.”
With a book in his hands, he was given a checklist of requirements. Oh- He was Shadow Milk Cookie, from the novel. Shouldn’t he be given a script? Witches, where would he even begin? He was a performer at heart, but in something so life-like, he might have been given an impossible task.
Please let this be a lie, or a dream. Yes, a dream was better.
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Bookmarked by Klawtwo
06 Dec 2025
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Genuinely one of the best fics I've ever read and I hope it gets at least 70 chapters (WE ARE STILL IN THE CREMÉ REPUBLIC AHHHHH)
Almost out of Cremé Republic (she said, 10 chapters ago-).
Deceit trio family seen
YAOI RETURNS
LEAVING CREMÉ REPUBLIC SOONNNN
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What if imprisonment didn't make the Beast of Deceit Vengeful?
What if it made him desire a second chance at being the Virtue of Knowledge?🐇
Shadow Milk Cookie escapes the Silver Tree with hopes of receiving forgiveness for his time as a Beast so he may return to his position as a virtue. However, he has not realized just how long he has been imprisoned for. Before he has any chance of being a virtue once again, he must relearn the ways of the world, including how to speak the common language.
The silver tongue of the Master of Deceit is useless when there's nobody it can be spoken to with, though there's one especially compassionate ancient willing to meet him halfway.
I wonder what could ensue from this..
Bookmarked by Klawtwo
08 Jan 2026
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Interesting concept.
Amnesia shadow milk with no knowledge of the language - like Homicipher.
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Marked by justaShyFly
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
12 Dec 2025
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“All these years chasing Peaches…Trying to get her in a position like this…and you…All I’d have to do is close my jaw…but I’m not a monster. What do you want?”
“W-what?”
“In return for granting my claim.”
“Your—” Luigi’s confusion was evident. Bowser’s eyes rolled.
“If I bite you, I make you mine.”Pursuing Peaches when she's only interested in Mario has repeatedly gotten him nowhere. It's long past time he should've been considering other options. Bowser's known that for a while now. And by some luck of the stars, Luigi ends up in his clutches. A relationship with Greenie will get him the pretty much the same thing he'd sought most from Peaches all along: new trading partners, and a bridge to peace with the other kingdoms. Bowser knows an opportunity when he sees one...and he sinks in his teeth.
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Truthless Recluse held his gaze quietly, ever so slightly tilting his head to the side.
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And just like that, Shamil’s heart was caught.
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OR: a modern AU where Pure Vanilla works in a coffee shop during the day and a stripper at night to make ends meet. What will happen when he meets a certain, rich, wickedly smart blue haired man?
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Bookmarked by Klawtwo
25 Jan 2026
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Really cool stripper AU with funny little mentally ill but well meaning Smilk
Aggressive makeouts my beloved