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Love You but I'm Going Down by eyesofshinigami for SweetestHoney
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
13 Dec 2020
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The last thing that Geralt expects while he’s tucked away at Kaer Morhen is for Yennefer to come portalling into the great hall, startling all of them enough to have them on their feet with their swords drawn. Of course, she looks unimpressed by their display and only then does he realize that Yennefer’s not alone.
Jaskier stumbles through the portal behind her, but there’s something… off about him. He’s pale and sweaty, his doublet damp enough to stick to his skin, if the way he keeps tugging at it is any indication. His eyes are dilated and there’s a strange odor that’s woven through his usual scent, something floral and chemically that makes Geralt’s nose wrinkle. “Jaskier?” he asks stupidly, sheathing his sword.
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The one where Jaskier gets dosed with a fertility potion at a festival and gets portalled to Kaer Morhen so Geralt and the others can fuck it out of him, happily and with gusto
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24 Apr 2025
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Rock Bottom, Looking Up by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
09 Nov 2024
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In a universe where Voltehre survived the Medallion Trial, the sacking of Kaer Morhen goes just a little differently.
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- Part 6 of Volleyed and Thundered
- Part 82 of Inex Writes Flash Fic
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24 Apr 2025
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Silver Tongue by EyesUpMarksman for tyroseasaurus
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Mar 2021
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Aiden is waiting for Lambert in a forgettable tavern in the middle of a forgettable town. After clearing out a whole nekker nest, the one thing he wants to do before sleep is have his Wolf back in his arms again. After they've slept, they can get out of this hellish place.
As he's waiting for Lambert to return from the alderman's house with their bounty, he hears a bard take to the stage. Taverns mean noise; noise that he's not against, perse, but noise that he blocks out all the same. Until he hears the bard say some choice things about the esteemed White Wolf.
And his interest is piqued.
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Post!Mountain Break-Up
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23 Apr 2025
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The Sun to Restore, and Sings by ssleif for RoverMaelstrom
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Feb 2024
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Geralt is Late getting up the mountain - the others almost don't make it at all.
A winter that almost wasn't.
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22 Apr 2025
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Five Petals or More by chaoticevilbean
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Jan 2025
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Jaskier meets Geralt of Rivia for the first time in a small inn in Posada. He flirts with pockets full of bread, as uncaring of the "bad crowd" as of the gold cat-eyes that hold suspicion. Geralt of Rivia does not want a barker or a bard or anyone else following his Path. Jaskier doesn't care about that either.
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Dandelion meets Geralt of Rivia for the first time in a small inn in Caelf. He grins around a mouth full of bread, as uncaring of the suspicions looks from the patrons as of the matching one from his peer. Geralt of Rivia does not understand how a Witcher can be so happy near-constantly. Dandelion doesn't care about that either.~
Julek meets Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde for the first time in Kaer Morhen. He frowns around a mouth full of bread, uncaring of the attention on him. Geralt is surprised when the other doesn't laugh at his name. Julek doesn't care about that either.~
Julian has never met Geralt of River, or Geralt Roger Eric du Haute-Bellegarde, or any Witcher save one. But his father says he shall be one, and so he is five and heading to learn and train and pass the Trials.AU where Jaskier is a Witcher, a bard, and then a king.
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- Part 1 of Flowers
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24 Feb 2025