KidUndercover

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    Pearl watches. Garnet tells stories. Amethyst gives a speech. Lapis relates. Connie confesses. Surely someday Steven will speak?

    Otherwise, what's the point in anything?

    [Worm theory. Angst. Happy ending.]

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Steven's two guards were frozen with shock. Steven said, trying to think like Garnet, "Have you told anyone else about this? Who else knows?"

    The Agate said, eyes widening, "Only my Pearl, a Peridot, and myself, my Diamond. And the Pearl can be shattered."

    "That won't be necessary," Steven said quickly. "Just don't tell anyone else, okay? The Diamonds have, um. Extended their trip. So they'll be gone a while longer." He bit his lip. "We'll just have to make sure we find them." Soon. He hoped.

    "Understood. And until then... I, and all of Homeworld's Empire, am at your service. Pink Diamond, we await your commands."

    (Or: White Diamond hasn't been on Homeworld for millennia; Blue and Yellow Diamond just disappeared along with her. Naturally, command of the Empire falls to Pink Diamond.

    Or rather, it falls to Steven.)

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    08 Feb 2026

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    After the events of Jailbreak, Peridot is captured by the Crystal Gems. Steven tries to win her over.

    This fic was started one day after Jailbreak aired – March 13th, 2015 – and was based on the information I had at the time. Instead of adapting the story to the new information given as the show continued, I decided to plow right on with my own version, as it grew more and more hilariously noncanon. If you're a new reader, please don't expect this story to have any sort of adherence to anything past early Season Two. I'm not even caught up on the show.

    Sorry for not updating for nearly two years.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    After saving the Earth, Peridot is not quite sure what to make of her newest mission: befriending a surly, uncompromising blue gem. A series of short chapters focusing on the offscreen development of Lapis and Peridot's unlikely yet oddly endearing friendship.

    (This series does NOT have a definite ending point; it will keep updating as new moments between Lapis and Peridot are shown in canon.)

    ★ ON HIATUS UNTIL JULY 2017! THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE! ★

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    15 Jan 2026

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    A fight with the Crystal Gems has left Peridot cracked within an inch of her life. Trapped on Earth, with no one and no way to get home, Peridot's all but given up hope. But she doesn't know the lengths Steven is willing to go to in order to keep her alive.

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    07 Jan 2026