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It'll Be Fun by ThereBeWhalesHere
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
18 Feb 2026
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When Lan Wangji visits Wei Wuxian in Yunmeng, Wei Wuxian teaches Lan Wangji how to swim properly. Lan Wangji is, unfortunately, in absolute crisis.
(Set a few months after the Cloud Recesses study arc)
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21 Feb 2026
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if you don't have your own boyfriend, rented is fine by nyoomerr
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Nov 2023
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After being turned away by the nice Shizun of that other world, Luo Binghe finds himself in the modern world where he can find a new nice Shizun for himself. Instead, he finds Shen Yuan, who could not possibly be who he's searching for - he's crass, and inelegant, and looks only vaguely related to Shen Qingqiu.
Luckily for both of them, Shen Yuan mistakes Luo Binghe as a cosplayer for hire, and asks to rent him out as his very normal new boyfriend.
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27 Nov 2025
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A Brother by Any Other Name by Halotropic
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Sep 2025
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“Explain what is happening,” Yue Qingyuan said through gritted teeth. “Right. Now.”
Qi Qingqi released one of Shen Qingqiu’s tightly-bound ankles to make a hasty salute. As she came back up, Yue Qingyuan saw she had a rapidly fading black eye. “Zhangmen-shixiong! We peak lords have reason to believe Shen-Shixiong is possessed!”
This again?
Yue Qingyuan’s smile tightened further. “This one is confident that is not the case.”
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The peak lords of Cang Qiong band together to solve the mystery of Shen Qingqiu's strange behavior once and for all, using as many truth-revealing artifacts as it takes to prove their suspicions correct. But Yue Qingyuan is no fool. He would recognize his brother anywhere, even if his brother was no longer able to recognize himself.
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26 Sep 2025
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you're not a religious person (but) by isozyme
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
22 Aug 2019
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"I'm in a bit of a pickle, my dear," Aziraphale said over the telephone.
Crowley was seized by immediate fury. Not even a decade, and they're at it again, he thought viciously. You'd think they'd be embarrassed enough to stay out of things for a few centuries at least, after botching the apocalypse like that.
"Who's done something to you?" hissed Crowley.
"Ah," said Aziraphale, in the quiet tone of someone who didn't mean to learn someone else's secrets and was mildly sheepish about it. "This crossword clue -- I'm stuck -- 1980s French fencer, thought you might know. It's eight letters and has a Q in it."
"Trinquet," Crowley snapped, in the tone of someone who had revealed one of his secrets and was annoyed about it.
An account pertaining to the cultivation of figs, the ecstasy of St. Theresa of Avila, the ontological uncertainty of mammoths, the nature of temptation, 2001: A Space Odyssey, and the ten years following the end of the world.
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14 Sep 2025
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Tarnished Gold by Prim_the_Amazing
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Dec 2023
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Becoming emperor of the cultivation world will start with a first step as small and basic as becoming Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace. For that, he must steal the position away from the current Head Disciple. Luo Binghe will sabotage, upstage, and completely and utterly best him.
The road to destroying everything and everyone who has ever wronged him, to becoming the highest ruler so that no one will ever have the right to control him ever again - it will start as simply as ruining Gongyi Xiao’s life.
Compared to everything else he’s already done, this should be easy.
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Luo Binghe brings all his skills of cunning and brutality to bear on Gongyi Xiao, Head Disciple of Huan Hua Palace Sect. It… doesn’t go too well for him.
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Bookmarked by Khofir
26 Jun 2025