KelpE
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This will be the Death of Me. by KelpE
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jan 2026
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Leo gets freaky space cancer from the prison dimension
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Dealing with (aka: avoiding entirely) the trauma from all his interactions with Prime in the Prison Dimension was one thing. Yes, one thing he relatively sucks at but who’s gonna lay into him for that? But adding the stress of having a weird ass deadly illness on top of that, along with hiding it from his family, and it’s like the universe is trying to get him killed.
Oh well, it’s not like this could turn out badly right? He just has to find the cure, make it, and take it before his brothers can get suspicious! Also maybe what’s it’s called, its place of origin, a list of all the symptoms, how to manage living with it, any potential after affects it leaves, and a couple bajillion other things that could be handy to know!
How hard could that be?
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Challenge Me by Nicoforlife
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
27 Aug 2022
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Leo wont openly admit it but he's always been... tired, bored a mix of the two? luckily a good challenging game of chess will usually make him feel better.
problem being his family sucks at chess, like, he hasn't lost a game in seven years kind of sucks at chess.
Series
- Part 1 of Of rooks and bishops
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16 Feb 2026
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"Dazai doesn't know where he is.
Well, of course that is a normal occurrence. He normally is wandering around the incredible, beautiful city of Yokohama, searching for a bridge to jump off—a perfect suicide! Usually, he does that and someone ends up saving him.
But this time it wasn't because of that, alright. To be honest, Dazai was quite certain that everything was solved—that Atsushi would catch him in time."
Or, Dazai was trying to solve a case, but he ends up as another victim... in a different world.
Or or, ADA Dazai Osamu in BEAST universe, having to deal with a BEAST PM boss Chuuya that recently lost his Dazai and is barely holding it together. When he sees ADA Dazai, he completely loses it.
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11 Feb 2026
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The Ultimate Heist by RedPoncho
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018)
28 Jan 2026
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Leo finds himself in a time loop and is forced to try and grab the key over and over again. He's determined to grab the key, so what if this is like the 5th or 4th time it's fallen out of his hands!? He is Neon Leon, defeater of the Shredder, he can do anything!
Isssss what he said 12 loops ago. Surely the 12th time is the charm, ....or maybe the 15th, ....feeling lucky on 20? Screw it, he's going to Run Of The Mill before everything resets, AGAIN.
Or: Basically Leo is forced in a endless cycle of losing the key and getting reset to the roof top. Will he get the key or will he be trapped in this endless cycle forever?
Bookmarked by KelpE
09 Feb 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Sifrrin? More like everyone associated with them is suffrin
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Getting Away With Tax Fraud 101: The Geo Archon Edition by oh_fudgecakes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Dec 2025
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A small indulgence now and again never hurt anyone, Zhongli maintains. Though in retrospect, perhaps he had allowed himself a few too many of them. It's regrettable that he had only realized his error when it had come knocking at his door, presenting him with an expense record that would make anyone quail — even the God of Wealth himself.
“Your expense record this year is nearly ten times your yearly income,” the civil servant tells him. “Could you declare the source of funds for your purchases?”
After minting a small fortune for the purchase of antiques, Zhongli gets slapped with tax fraud charges that, due to a poor cover up attempt by an ever helpful Childe, blows up into accusations of money laundering for the Fatui. Yanfei and the adepti are pulled in and court shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 4 of genshin fics
Bookmarked by KelpE
01 Feb 2026
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Durin has learnt a lot about "courting" and "romance" from observing humans. He still doesn't really understand much, but according to his observations, he definitely thinks there's something "going on" between Albedo and Wanderer. Durin decides it's up to him to do something about it, and begins his great undertaking of a certain task he's heard of: the art of "match making".
Albedo was speechless for a moment before finally speaking up. “Durin,” he asked nicely, “just how many people did you ask about this?”
Wanderer watched with apprehension as Durin mentally counted on his fingers, distinctly feeling the physical sensation of a rock dropping into his stomach, as Durin’s two hands ran out of fingers and he had to start fresh on his left hand once again.
“You know what? Don’t answer that. Don’t answer that question.” Wanderer snapped.
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25 Jan 2026