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    The daily life of Harry Potter and his girlfriend Daphne Greengrass, who is definitely (not) a robot. HP/DG

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    07 Jan 2026

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    In the middle of their second year, Draco and Harry discover they're soulmates and do their best to keep it a secret from everyone.

    Their best isn't perfect.

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    “Are you trying to get killed, Potter?” Malfoy drawls, stalking forward. Quick as a serpent himself, he reaches out and grabs the snake just below the head. It thrashes in his grip, but is no longer able to bite anyone. “This is a poisonous snake, and I doubt anyone brought a bezoar with them.”

    Harry glares. He opens his mouth, and feels the beginning the snake’s language pass his lips, and this isn’t what he wants, what’s the point of insulting Malfoy if he can’t understand him –

    Malfoy’s eyes widen. He slaps his hand over Harry’s mouth, “Potter, what the hell–”

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    (Now with a TV Tropes page!)

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    16 Nov 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Regina had buried her true self many years ago.
    Before the plastics, there was Janis. Her partner-in-crime, her childhood best friend. But growing up changes things. Regina outgrew the rock music, the sleep overs and the unpopularity. She grew new priorities, and Janis just wasn't one of them.
    And Regina had lived just fine without her. Ascending the ranks at school, she clambered her way to the very top of the food chain.
    Until one night everything changed.
    Rodrick Heffley, the lead singer of the hot new band Loded Diper, crossed paths with the prettiest girl he had ever seen. Who knew all the words to his songs, and danced like she didn't care if anyone was watching.
    Regina, letting her exterior mask slip for one night, would grow to regret it forever.
    Because she never meant to let Rodrick rock her world off course, and crumble everything she had worked so hard for in his hands.
    It's all a game, until someone gets hurt.

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    25 Oct 2025

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    North Shore High has rules. Regina George wrote most of them.

    Rule #14: Never date a guy who can’t spell “responsibility.”
    Rule #15: Never, ever fall for a drummer.

    But after another fight with her ex, Regina needs a boyfriend — fast. And the only guy bold (and dumb) enough to pull it off is Rodrick Heffley. He's the new kid, the wannabe rockstar, and the walking violation of everything she stands for.

    It’s supposed to be fake. A distraction. A statement.

    Until it isn’t.

    Fake dating or falling for the loser you were supposed to be using. It's basically same thing, right?

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    24 Oct 2025

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    Rodrick Heffley isn’t a student at North Shore High — but that doesn’t stop him from pretending to be one after spotting Regina George in the parking lot.

    She’s hot, terrifying, and way out of his league.

    He’s suspended, delusional, and armed with a fake student ID.

    What could possibly go wrong?

    *BONUS CHAPTERS IN PROGRESS*

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    24 Oct 2025