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Auror Draco Malfoy has a secret: He never learned to apparate. Now that Twycross is retired, he's hoping for a blank slate. That is, until he learns Hermione Granger is teaching the course. And danger seems to follow her.
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19 Feb 2026
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This was not part of Draco Malfoy's plans. He did not expect this when he adjusted his cuff-links that morning before floo'ing to the Ministry. He has barely been at work for more than a couple of hours when he is summoned to St. Mungo's, as his friend's medical proxy. Sure, he learns that Theo will be just fine the moment he arrives, but he is still rather incensed because of Theo's carelessnes. And then he got lost in one of the wards, and grew less than impressed with the medical staff, but that is neither here nor there.
The point is; Fuck Theo.
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- Part 1 of Fucking EVERYONE At Some Point
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16 Feb 2026
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In which Draco is hit by an unfamiliar curse, affecting his magic. Hermione is a healer, specialising in magical degenerative diseases. Healing him demands copious amounts of research, forced proximity and red wine. Added bonus is pining, frisky feelings and a grumpy cat.
Set 15 years after the war, this fic features my favourite tropes, a medical mystery, a reasonable amount of snark, and a lot (a lot) of pure self-indulgence.
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15 Feb 2026
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Draco Malfoy decides that the basilisk-petrified Hermione Granger presents the perfect opportunity to rid himself of his virginity without awkwardness or the girl in question being any the wiser.
But then, he just keeps coming back. Again and again.
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- Part 3 of Breeding Stock Multiverse
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14 Feb 2026
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Hermione's stuck in a broken lift with a tipsy Draco Malfoy. What a way to spend the Friday before Christmas.
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13 Feb 2026