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  1. Public Bookmark 78

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    “I wouldn’t worry too much about these labels that humans give you,” said Lady Danbury as if she were reading Penelope's mind. “They’re based on human relationships. Life, love, everything is different for us than it is for them. Because we aren’t human, are we?”

    “No, we’re not.” And thank goodness for that. Being a human seemed exhausting to Penelope.

    “All three of those words mean exactly what you told me: love. Love is the most important thing we have. Love is one of the few things we stuffed animals can choose for ourselves. You should always hold onto love, Penelope. As tight as you can. Whatever form that love takes, and what you do with that love, is up to you.”

    “Well, yes,” said Penelope, still a bit confused. Lady Danbury was smart, but she didn’t always make sense. Besides, they were getting off track from what she really wanted to know. “But is one of those words best? Best friends, maybe? None of the others have the word best in them, so I thought…”

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    Colin and Penelope are sock monkeys, and they are in love.

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    16 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    He needs Marina to meet Penelope. It’s unfortunate that the only time he’s in London for another month is on her least favorite day of the year. But after his last two girlfriends cited her as the reason for their breakup, it’s best to introduce them early on.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    Eloise snorts: “Pen hasn’t had a date in, like, a year.”

    “Eloise!” she snaps.

    She is going to die. She is going to die, and then she is going to come back as a ghost and haunt Eloise for the rest of her life.

     

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    Penelope Featherington is going through a dry spell, and Colin Bridgerton offers to help her out. The same Colin Bridgerton who has secretly been in love with Pen for the past four years. What could go wrong?

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    12 Feb 2026

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    It slowly sinks in that he pictured his best friend while he was jerking off. God. He must be absolutely, unequivocally mental.

    He hears her soft laughter again in his head and his chest aches. It is as though she is pressing on the bruise with her small fingers.

    Yes, very, very much mental indeed, he decides.

    Or the one where Penelope stops speaking to Colin and he, well, he has sex dreams about her.

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    10 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    penelope bolts from her own wedding-adjacent life with alfie debling and colin, obviously, shows up with coffee, fire, and emotional competence. aubrey hall, a snowstorm, and one very dangerous shared bed do the rest. turns out “just friends” was always a hilarious lie.

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    10 Feb 2026