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After a couple weeks of really rather frequent Moss-initiated makeouts, Jen was at her wits' end.
"Honestly, I've never been kissed so much by a man who has never even looked at my tits!" She ranted, unsure what part of the arrangement she was even mad about.
"I'm not sure I relate to the comparison," said Roy, twirling in the chair in front of her desk.
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Our Bit of Peace by Jumpin_Bean
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
10 Oct 2025
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If the Wooster household no longer has a London flat to call home, and consists only of the y.m., in a ratty, once-fetching suit, and his gentleman's gentleman wearing a chain and metal collar, his generous salary of oof replaced with a steady diet of brains — well. It is my place as last of the Woosters to dictate my affairs how I like, what?
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Jeeves is a zombie. Bertie is a human. Aunt Agatha, inevitably, pays a visit.
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Lesbian Grooming Activities by Jumpin_Bean for vensre
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990)
31 Jul 2025
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The comb caught sharply all of a sudden, on what I supposed was a knot. One would have guessed Jeevesian hair wouldn't develop knots — it ought to know better than that.
I fretted for a moment about hurting my beloved, then wisely thought to peer around and look at her face. She’d said she wouldn't mind if I pulled, and, to her credit, her reaction did corroborate that, if ‘corroborate’ is the bird I mean. There waiting for me was a mouth relaxed and half-open, and two eyelids drooping shut. I could diagnose the expression easily — the sought-after look of meltiness and quiet pleasure. Ha, ha! And to think she had practically scoffed at my offer!
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aka How to Balance Braiding Your Maid’s Hair with Ravishing Her to Pieces
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“So,” Michael started up again, “that’s what's wrong? It's like, uh, sexual frustration?”
“Very like, yes.”
“Wow.”
“I am very advanced,” Kitt said, somehow both haughty and self-conscious.
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Michael unknowingly interrupts Kitt relieving some stress. Could he, maybe, help with that?
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“... I just– I don't wanna be a person who’s turned down two of their best friends. I'm running out of crewmates I don't have some kind of tension with. Gurathin better not fucking betray me.”
“Babe, I know you don't want to hurt his feelings, but what are your other options here? This is the best scenario for everybody. Clean cut.”
“Clean cut? Gross, that sounds, like, surgical.”
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Pin-Lee, Arada, and Ratthi have the promised talk.
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with true love and brotherhood each other now embrace by vacuumfluorescentdisplay
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
27 Dec 2025
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Thern [descended from 'third night']
The tradition of the third night of Candlenights is gift-giving. For some this is an exchange with loved ones; in some regions, generosity and giving to the community is the focus, and those with means to spare will travel their neighborhoods and leave gifts of food and necessities. In turn, oftentimes those receiving the gifts will insist that the giver take some small hospitality, usually a warm drink. For some communities, it becomes something of a game; receivers try to spot and "catch" the gift givers to repay them.Series
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30 Dec 2025
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The Code of the Wooster by sehrrhes
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, WODEHOUSE P. G. - Works
21 Feb 2019
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In the year 1937, Bertie Wooster takes several steps in the direction of emotional maturity. While there are some good moments, much of this process is rather painful. Finding out who your true friends are often is. At least he has Jeeves by his side.
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Suffice it to say, Thomas did not like Mike. At all. On occasion his emotions had reached a fever pitch and he had attempted to confront the man directly by bursting into their bedchamber, but after the second time Alison had threatened a ban on the record player, and Thomas didn’t feel that he loved his outrage more than he loved the Cure.
Alison and Mike move into Button House and, completely unintentionally and totally by accident, teach the ghosts valuable lessons about life and love.
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Soul's Rest, Soul's Excitement by icarus_chained
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Original Series (Movies)
23 Jul 2014
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After one attempted sacrifice too many, Spock and McCoy forge an understanding of what lies between them. Years and a rebirth later, that understanding is revisited, older and wiser, and expressed for the first time to Jim.
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