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    Peter and Wade are sort of a thing. Everyone knows. Except for Peter.

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    15 Feb 2026

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    As a ferryman, Wade’s Wilson role in the cosmos is to usher people from life into death. If asked how he feels about this profoundly important role that he’s played since the dawn of time, Wade would tell it to you straight: It is insanely, mind-numbingly boring.

    Until it isn’t.

    No one is supposed to be able to see Wade until the moments leading up to their death. So how is it that Spider-Man keeps noticing him and then not, you know, dying? It makes no sense! Curious and more than a little intrigued, Wade gives chase and discovers that Spider-Man not only sees him, he likes him, too.

    What’s a lonely, adrift ferryman to do but fall chaotically, consumingly in love with him?

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    13 Feb 2026

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    "Look, I’m just a Deadpool. I know I’m not Dr. Phil. But I couldn’t just let you make some bad decision and let the world lose one more hot piece of ass. Anyways, I live in the area and saw you standing on the ledge, and I thought I could maybe talk you down. Dying hurts, in case you were wondering. It’s not worth it.” Dying...hurts? Talk him down? Bad decision?

    Oh.

    “Oh.” Everything suddenly connected and the gears started turning in Peter’s brain. “No, wait, I wasn’t…” He didn’t quite know how to explain he wasn’t there to do that without completely explaining why he was up there in the first place. Any resolve he may have had earlier about revealing his superpowered persona had melted away, his plans going awry within seconds. "

    Or Peter is madly in love with Wade, and plans to meet him on top of his apartment building to reveal his identity. Wade thinks Peter is standing on the ledge ready to jump, and takes it upon himself to make sure he gets home safe and finds a reason to live again.

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    06 Feb 2026

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    Peter can handle anything life decides to throw his way. He didn't freak out at all when Wade professed his love, the heat wave isn't turning him into a puddle of goo and he's totally got a firm grasp on his finances.
    And Wade… he just wants to know why Peter won’t date him, even if he has to push a few boundaries to find out.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Wade Wilson keeps telling Peter that people ship them online. When Peter stumbles across the Spideypool fandom, he starts to question his own feelings for the irritating mercenary he spends so much time with.

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    03 Feb 2026