Jethro_P38
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Alastor Hartfelt should have been a memory. Having narrowly escaped a "hunting accident" in 1933, he has lived to see his "Golden Age" of radio rot. Now fifty-three, he watches with predatory disdain as television turns the human imagination into grey slush. He is a King without a kingdom, presiding over a studio that smells of stagnant humidity and impending obsolescence.
Into the sweltering pergatory walks Vincent Whittman, a weatherman with a polished smile and a hollow soul. Dispatched to New Orleans by executives who view him as a disposable "pretty boy," Vincent carries Alastor's death warrant: the corporate buyout papers that will shutter Alastor's radio station forever.
Unless, of course, they can work together and assist one another with getting what they want.
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But My Best Enemy Is You (Formerly Of Ducks and Mishaps) by Jethro_P38
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
29 Jan 2026
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Despite Lucifer's insistence that the situation was accidental, Alastor believed it to be a deliberate act of cruelty. Regardless of the circumstances, they are now stranded in 1929 New Orleans as humans. Through a series of misadventures and unfortunate events, a mutual attraction blooms that neither will admit to as they endeavor to find a means of returning to Hell.
"Alastor's eyes, now a shocking, familiar shade of brown behind round spectacles, widened in a mixture of horror and fury. He opened his mouth to unleash a torrent of insults, but the only sound that escaped was a choked gasp. The air felt thin, the sunlight a harsh, unbearable presence on his skin. He felt a deep, profound sense of displacement, a feeling that had been alien to him for centuries.
Lucifer, in his human form, simply smiled. It wasn't the condescending smirk of the King of Hell, but a gentle, almost empathetic expression. "Welcome back to New Orleans, Alastor. Let's take a little walk down memory lane, shall we?""
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As the Christmas festivities come to an end, Alastor and Lucifer finally have a moment alone to cozy up by the fireplace.
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He had tried to purge the doubt from his mind—genuinely, desperately tried—but a millennia of abandonment and isolation couldn’t be scrubbed away in a few short months. No matter how many honeyed assurances were whispered into his ear by that static-laced, radio-filtered voice, the deep-seated fear remained. It was a phantom limb, aching with the memory of what it felt like to be cast down and forgotten.
Lucifer's struggle with accepting Alastor is essentially unresolvable and results in self-destruction, culminating in a promise made ten thousand feet in the air during a moment of passion. i.e., they have sex in the sky.
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Your existence had been a meticulously crafted illusion of domestic bliss. But then, a single, jarring phone call shattered the fragile facade, revealing the horrifying truth of his meticulously constructed double life, a betrayal so profound it felt like a physical blow.
Now, with Vox forcing your hand in a desperate, last-ditch attempt at self-preservation, you find yourself grasping at the most unthinkable lifeline: Alastor Hartfelt, the very man you believed you despised.
Every agonizing day is a new trial, a breathless dance on the precipice of ruin. You're locked in a desperate struggle against Valentino, New Orleans' most elusive and notorious pimp whose shadow constantly lengthens, threatening to consume you whole. And amidst this terrifying tango with death, a new, unsettling feeling blossoms—a dangerous, burgeoning attraction to the man who is simultaneously your refuge and your ultimate undoing. Each near-fatal encounter tightens the invisible noose, the stakes escalating with every ragged breath. The choice is stark, brutal, and etched in blood: escape Valentino's suffocating grip, or lose everything you've secretly, shamefully, believed neither of you deserved.
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Alastor is going into his third year of university and gearing up to take the MCAT and start applying to medical school, but there’s one problem: money. He works part time in a coffee shop, but that will never earn him enough to get where he needs to go so when he’s jokingly advised to start recording audio pornography to earn some extra cash... Desperate times have him resulting to desperate measures.
Luckily he starts making decent money pretty quickly -- though some of his donors are pushier than others. And while that job certainly has it's stressors, Alastor also finds himself forming a bond with a short, blond, new-to-town regular at his coffee shop job.
What will happen to that bond when the pre-existing, hidden ties between them come to light?
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09 Feb 2026
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Stumbling upon an ancient temple in Egypt, not far from the Valley of the Kings, the young archeologist Lucifer is obsessed with discovering the tomb of the mythical Pharaoh Irimaet. Instead he releases a condemned man, and Irimaet's former High Priest, who claims to be Lucifer's lover in a past life, and he has been sealed away for thousands of years. Now free from his curse, Alastor attempts to reconnect with his lost lover, but Lucifer cannot remember him. Will finding the Pharaoh's tomb prove helpful in restoring Lucifer's memory? Will he be able to uncover the truth of their deaths?
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23 Oct 2025
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In life, you were married to the radio host, but in death you married Vox. Thus, drama ensues...
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01 Oct 2025
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Silco was at his limit. The last few days had been a whirlwind, made worse by Jinx's eccentricities, which Sevika couldn't control. He was exhausted, his nerves on edge, so, as if it were the most obvious solution, one of his subordinates suggested that he relax… in a brothel. The idea was so offensive that Silco almost killed him right there. But in the end, there he was and unfortunately or fortunately you are the lucky one who will serve him.
Little did they know how such a decision would completely change the course of their live, going far beyond sexual provocations and petty dramas.
When the past and present collide, there is no stopping the impending chaos.
Your non-traditional prostitute and crime lord fanfic
The story, up to chapter 41, is set before the events of Act 2 of the first season of Arcane.
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Bookmarked by Jethro_P38
27 Aug 2025
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Curtain Call for the Ringmaster (Caine x Reader) by 2manytocount
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
26 Jul 2025
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When you first fell into the digital circus, you never expected to fall for its eccentric, sharp-toothed ringmaster. But between chaotic adventures and snarky banter, something strange began to bloom - something real, something neither of you were supposed to feel.
You wanted to see how far you could push him, and he wanted to understand what it truly meant to feel. One teasing touch turned into something neither of you could control, leaving you both breathless in a world that was never meant for softness. And maybe, just maybe, in a circus built on chaos, the greatest show was learning how to feel together.
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30 Jul 2025