Jesse_Wales
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On this episode of Radio Abel, Jack and Eugene present to you well-wishes from the residents of Abel.
ZR Secret Santa 2022
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- Part 4 of Scavenger's Secret Santa Selection
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"You were becoming overly familiar with the sight above you.
The discolored tiles (3,125 last you counted–the same number you counted and counted each time) that made up the ceiling, dust streaked windows that allowed in scarce light for dust motes to dance in. The creeping moss that clung to the walls like a gravity-defying carpet. A long abandoned spiderweb strung up in one of the corners that over time became more dust than web.
By now, you probably knew it better than the back of your own hand."
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You've been stuck in this outdoors store for... a while now, away from all your friends, your family at Abel, and as you are becoming more familiar with loneliness, you're finding yourself struggling to do--well, anything really.
Maybe a familiar puckish voice over the radio and this ridiculous decorating competition of his is exactly what you need to find your holiday spirit and rediscover your drive.
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Secret Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo 2021 - the ZR holiday gift exchange I totally didn't accidentally sign up for then got too sick to complete in time.
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An Honorary Designation Well-Deserved by Scavenger Five (Jesse_Wales)
Fandoms: Zombies Run!
25 Dec 2021
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It's Christmas Eve, and it's time for the North Pole's Flyer Units to take to the sky, helping to ensure that every child on the Big Guy's Nice List gets the gifts they deserve. These field agent elves train for this every year, and no flyer is as excited and ready to go as Abel Unit's Flyer Five.
All they have to do this Eve is get in, get out, and avoid getting caught up in another "Incident" (or else Flyer Eight will have their head).
They're determined to make sure things go smoothly, but when they get switched to fly the Errant Route (kids too nice to be naughty but just a bit too naughty to be purely nice) last minute and they're given new Ministry-approved flight gear to beta test, they knew it was only a matter of time 'til things went wrong.
They can only hope that Eight doesn't hold it against them. Clearly the universe was conspiring.
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Join Five in this re-imagined Christmas tale, facing some familiar dangers and meeting even more familiar faces in new circumstances.
ZR Secret Santa 2021
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- Part 3 of Scavenger's Secret Santa Selection
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You're not quite sure if you believe he is who he says he is, but he does have the laugh and the sleigh. Plus, his reindeer almost ran you over. He needs your help to save Christmas, but you're leaving it up to him to convince Janine because you'd rather not have latrine duty... again.
ZR Secret Santa 2020
Originally posted on Tumblr: https://scavengerfive.tumblr.com/post/638436040963670016/an-ornament-hung
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- Part 2 of Scavenger's Secret Santa Selection
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It's almost Christmas, and Maxine is threatening to take you off the runners' roster for a week. Even Sam is starting to get concerned. You were just wondering how many more things you could hide in your room before Janine found out.
ZR Secret Santa 2019
Originally posted on Tumblr: https://scavengerfive.tumblr.com/post/189851215689/good-enough
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- Part 1 of Scavenger's Secret Santa Selection
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Scavenger's Secret Santa Selection by Jesse_Wales, Scavenger Five (Jesse_Wales)
Fandom Zombies Run!
25 Dec 2022
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No one would ever send Sherlock in to defuse a stand-off; but on one unlikely day, that’s exactly what happened.
“Congratulations, Lestrade,” he called out sarcastically. “You’re traumatizing a war veteran.”
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- Part 1 of The Fellowship of Two
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27 Nov 2025
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Fox Spirit by umbrafix
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
28 Jun 2025
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For the merest second, before Master Jinshi looks up, he appears almost as a normal man. Then she squints her eyes as his sparkling smile blooms, as his lashes sweep artfully down, as his hair seems to glow deep indigo.
Maomao winces. She wishes, not for the first time, that she could tell him to turn it off.
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06 Jul 2025
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A Beautiful Intellect by RainbowNyancat1234
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
21 Jun 2025
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The decisions made by the Emperor didn't always make sense. But given the status held by his position, they didn't have to.
So despite any speculation behind it, a new concubine joined the Rear Palace without question. Such was the Emperor's will, after all.
But just what this will entailed was lost to all but the new object of his attention.
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Or, Maomao becomes a concubine at the Rear Palace.
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- Part 1 of A different kind of medicine
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06 Jul 2025
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i know you (better than you know yourself) by nerdylizj
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
28 Dec 2024
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Maomao didn’t enter a normal marriage, one whose consummation isn’t the business of many. She entered an Imperial one. Consummation is a thing of politics. If Maomao wasn’t raised at the Verdigris House, she might have shied away from such indecent talk. She’s supposed to be a blushing virgin, not a knowledgeable virgin.
And Maomao knows what’s next.
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- Part 1 of you take my hand like there's a way out
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05 Jul 2025
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“I don’t want to usurp gods. I don’t care about Mystra. I just want to… cook dinner with you.” She gulps, the admission feeling something similar to yanking an arrow buried in the flesh of her shoulder.
"Cook dinner with me? Had I known your ambitions were set so high...” Ever the jester he. She can practically hear the glib smirk in his voice.
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07 Jan 2025