JaxWhacks
Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
What's up with all those fellas living on Spawn Island? What are they getting up to?
(play.hibiscusmc.com)
Series
- Part 1 of Home Sweet Hibiscus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 303
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 4
-
Tags
Summary
It starts, as most heists do, in a museum in the middle of the night. A new exhibit, an old mark. A silhouette slides past a banner reading “BEASTS OF THE WORLD.” He dances along a spine like a tightrope, deftly balanced. His cane snakes out to swing him past a pillar, landing effortlessly on a railing.
The silhouette’s tail wavers contentedly. It’s the perfect night— the air is still, the world is quiet. It’s almost—
“Breaker Alpha Foxtrot, this is the Wizard! Do you read me, Sitting Duck?”
The silhouette lets out a sigh. Well, there goes that.
Series
- Part 2 of sclooperizing
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,088
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 4
- Hits:
- 84
-
Tales of Times to Come by JaxWhacks
Fandoms: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom, Hyrule Warriors: Age of Calamity (Video Game)
03 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
A collection of 31 100-word drabbles depicting what goes on in the four timelines of the Heroes.
Inspired by 30dayprompts on tumblr.
(I'm telling you, I just went through this entire thing twice on AO3 itself and twice on my writing app, and I cannot find the extra four freaking words. There's just extras. Each drabble is 100 words, I swear.)Series
- Part 1 of Heroes of Time to Come (AHAU)
-
Tags
Summary
From mountain to Shire, and back again. Or: Who needs LOTR? I wrote Hobbit 2.
Series
- Part 1 of jax's hobbit hole
-
streaking lights, loud sounds, and instincts by JaxWhacks
Fandoms: Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
He doesn't sleep very often at the House Wachowski. In his dreams, all he sees is Red.
Series
- Part 6 of year of the echidna 2025
- Part 2 of got that sonic swag
Recent series
-
- Words:
- 303
- Works:
- 1
-
- Words:
- 6,402
- Works:
- 2
-
- Words:
- 20,701
- Works:
- 1
-
got that sonic swag by JaxWhacks
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
Summary
Chronological :D
- Words:
- 8,528
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 6
-
year of the echidna 2025 by JaxWhacks
Fandom Sonic the Hedgehog (Live Action Universe), Sonic the Hedgehog - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
Summary
Series is in order of prompts, NOT chronological! They're chronological in my got that sonic swag series, if you're curious!
- Words:
- 8,528
- Works:
- 6
- Bookmarks:
- 9
Recent bookmarks
-
Technoblade's Fun Day With Ridiculous Little Gold Thieves After Him (Ooh, Shiny!) by kierret
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
09 Apr 2024
Tags
Summary
"Bruh," Techno says.
The crow caws curiously, tilting its head and staring at Techno. It shifts its wings, and readjusts its footing.
"Bruh," Techno says again. "Give it back."
The crow chooses that moment to take off into the sky.
"Really?"
A few stray feathers drift to the ground, and he picks one up to inspect it. The feather is sleek and defined, and has a healthy sheen to it. As he tilts it under the morning sunlight, a faint green shimmer reflects off the vanes. Philza's crow.
DADZA
dadza !!!
PHIL
e
we love dadzaHe sighs.
"Welp, Chat, who wants to see Phil?"
And, of course, as per any time he talks to Chat, he regrets asking immediately.
Gods, his voices are crazy.
~~~
Or,
Phil's crows like stealing Techno's crown.
(5+1, unfinished)
Bookmarked by JaxWhacks
09 Apr 2024
-
Tags
Summary
The teeth sinking into his skin, the hands keeping him immobile in their iron clad grip, the nauseated feeling that washed over him as he was drained to the dregs. The screams and cries for help no one ever responded to--
He shook his head, attempting to dispel the thoughts as he hastily pulled his shirt on.
No reason to dwell. He was Gladstone Gander, he didn't let little things bother him.
Right?
Bookmarked by JaxWhacks
20 Nov 2023
-
Tags
Summary
Scrooge learns of Gladstone's repeated visits to his archives, and decides to investigate.
Bookmarked by JaxWhacks
20 Nov 2023
-
Tags
Summary
5 times Karen McCormick saw her guardian angel and the one time he didn’t see her.
Series
- Part 1 of Wake Up
Bookmarked by JaxWhacks
21 Sep 2023
-
Tags
Summary
There are no good parents in South Park.Or that’s Kenny McCormick’s working theory, anyways. It’s not like he knows every kid in South Park. There are probably a few happy families in this town somewhere, but as far as he knows, it's not many. Enough to count on one hand. Honestly, he’s starting to think they’re a myth.
Everyone has shitty parents in South Park, (Except for maybe Tolkien, but this story isn’t about him), its just the way things are. He and his siblings just happened to get the shorter end of the stick, ended up with parents that were more outwardly horrible, who didn’t bother putting on fake smiles and happy masks. So, what do you do when you realize that you, and maybe two or three other kids all have the worst homelives in South Park?
You make a group chat. Duh.
McWhoremic added Butters! And Tweekers to the group chat
McWhoremic renamed the group chat Shitty Parents Club 2.0
McWhoremic is typing…(or; three times the Shitty Parents Club help each other, and one time they help someone else.)
Series
- Part 1 of Adventures of the Shitty Parents Club
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,945
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 54
- Kudos:
- 421
- Bookmarks:
- 84
- Hits:
- 5,031
Bookmarked by JaxWhacks
04 Sep 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
things that i didn't know i needed but now cannot live without