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avoiding paperwork by sluggg
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
26 Mar 2024
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It started on an evening like any other. Master Warden Palamedes Sextus and his cavalier Camilla Hect were in their quarters, reclining on their bed. Technically, it was Palamedes’s bed. Camilla’s bed was in the small adjacent room, but she had slept in it only very rarely in the five years they had occupied the Warden’s Quarters.
On this night—a very average night—they were on their bed, both masturbating. Some people might say it was strange to masturbate while lying next to your platonic best friend, but those people just didn’t understand true friendship like Camilla and Palamedes did.
Camilla finds a way to get what she wants without filling out any forms.
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21 Nov 2025
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04 Nov 2024
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The Cast Iron Prince's Romantic Way to Happiness by quick_cat_tl
Fandoms: Captive Prince - C. S. Pacat
28 Jul 2022
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By Auguste's recommendation, Laurent read The Darkened Prince of Akielos, a best-seller about a prince sold to an enemy nation as a slave and how he returned victorious to his birthplace. Laurent was immediately captivated!
But after being run over and waking up in the book's villain's body, Laurent knows he needs to change his fate! He doesn't want to die! Mr. Protagonist Damianos, have mercy on this cast iron bitch!- Language:
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18 Jul 2024
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He lays on his bed and knows without a doubt that his soulmates can read Fucking Genius on their skin, or maybe just Genius, but Fucking gives a ring to it.
Because he is, baby, he is.
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05 Feb 2024
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Wu Ming Loving Hours by featherpoet
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2020
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Have you ever read Book 4 and thought, "Wow, this is really fucking sad. Wouldn't it have been great if things had gone just a little differently?" Do you love Wu Ming and wish there had been more of him in the novel? Are you a fan of pining, slow-burn, and hurt/comfort tropes?
If so, then this might just be the fic for you~
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12 Jan 2024
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empty, full by northofallmusic (tofsla)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2021
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It isn't that Xie Lian isn't afraid of his body, of whether it will do what he wants it to do, feel what he wants it to feel. But he's much more afraid of taking slow careful steps into the unknown than he is of leaping.
Or: Xie Lian can, in fact, get it up, often and enthusiastically. Getting off is a little trickier.
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11 Jan 2024
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The Heart and All its Chambers by etymologyplayground
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 May 2019
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"Really, Xie Lian, you don't even jerk it??" Shi Qingxuan insists. "I mean it's none of my business and you can tell me to fuck off, but holy shit, lady."
Xie Lian laughs, feeling her cheeks color, and shrugs again. "I don't know, something about the mechanics of it just never made sense to me," she admits. "And anyway that's time I should be spending studying."
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It comes out that Xie Lian's never had an orgasm. She goes to Hua Cheng for help.
• theyre lesbians
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09 Jan 2024
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Thousand Gold Come-And-Go Stew by VampireFaun
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Sep 2022
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When Hua Cheng loses all his memories of Xie Lian, afflicted by a tricky curse, there’s only one way to get them back: Xie Lian has to get Hua Cheng to kiss him.
It shouldn’t be too difficult, right?
Xie Lian has a plan.
“Greetings, Chengzhu,” Xie Lian said. “Apologies for the intrusion. Actually, I’ve been gifted to you by the heavens as a…”
His voice caught.
“I mean, to—”
Xie Lian’s cheeks suddenly felt hot, and his palms grew damp under the rope binding his arms together. Beneath Hua Cheng’s piercing stare from above, he lost his cool.
“As your,” he stammered. “Um, as—well—if you want, I’ve been sent to you as—I’m here to be your—”- Language:
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09 Jan 2024
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Xie Lian finds Yin Yu at the small reflecting pond behind Paradise Manor.
"Yin Yu," he says gently, sitting next to him.
"Your Highness."
"Could you tell me what San Lang was like, before he found me again? How did you two meet?"
Yin Yu looks down into the pond, watching the ripples distort his face.
"It's a long story," he says quietly, and begins.Or: how Yin Yu met Hua Cheng, how the two of them met Black Water, and what Yin Yu learned about unconditional love and revenge along the way.
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08 Jan 2024
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The main story of 'Compass' is complete, this is just a series in case folks would like to subscribe or bookmark for any extras I may write in the future for this AU.
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06 Jan 2024
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Three Springs by Verbana
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
30 Apr 2020
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“Daozhang, the truth is, I’m so ugly only a blind person could love me.”
The plaintive lilt to the words could be mournful or teasing. With his clever young friend, it’s difficult to discern. Sometimes he’s steeped in bitterness. Sometimes he’s laughing at an unspoken jest.
When Xiao Xingchen takes in a wounded stranger, he doesn’t expect him to stay.
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06 Jun 2023
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Samsara / 輪迴 by potatoesgonnapotate
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Jun 2020
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He doesn’t quite remember the details of his original life anymore. But now, he does his best to conjure up what memories he can and carve a similarly bloody path to Yi City.
When Xiao Xingchen arrives to bring him to justice, Xue Yang can’t help but stare. Time and death have chipped away at his memories, leaving only fleeting impressions. A smile. A few words, softly murmured. The motion of long, deft fingers patching a threadbare blanket. The man he remembers was graceful and ethereal, otherworldly but kind. The man standing before him, this man made of flesh and bone and blood and breath -- he is the sum of all these things and more.
“Daozhang,” Xue Yang whispers, lowering his trembling blade.
Song Lan runs him through with Fuxue on the spot.
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Xue Yang lives and dies and lives again.
Across thousands of lifetimes, only one thing remains constant: he wants.
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06 Jun 2023
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haemoglobin by hisevilforest
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Aug 2020
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06 Jun 2023
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raw silk and uncut wood by hisevilforest for zippkat
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Dec 2020
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Xue Yang depends on the yin iron. When Song Lan and Xiao Xingchen take it from him, they'll have to deal with the consequences.
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05 Jun 2023
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All Very Lovely ('til we get to know each other) by Pip (Moirail)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Apr 2021
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Xue Yang's pretty sure that he could be a better girlfriend to Song Lan than whoever the fuck he's actually dating. Like, pretty sure. Almost certain.
(xue yang and song lan go to the same gym, and xue yang has never been good at resisting temptation)
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04 Jun 2023
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A folk spirit roams the forests of Changchun, and Lan Wangji forgets his husband.
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20 May 2023
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12 May 2023
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the heart is hard to translate by vespertineflora
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Apr 2020
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For months, Wei Wuxian had been haunted by the most enticing fantasies of Lan Wangji kissing him on Phoenix Mountain turning into something quite a bit more explicit--which was nothing new for him, really. He'd been babbling about fantasies of Lan Wangji overpowering and ravishing his younger self ever since their very first time together, and it wasn't as if those fantasies had gone away over time. If anything, they'd just grown more diverse, more... creative.
The moment comes almost out of the blue when, one relaxed spring afternoon, Lan Wangji decides that he's ready to offer Wei Wuxian an opportunity to play out that very delicious fantasy about their stolen first kiss.
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07 May 2023
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Lan Sizhui doesn't know much about the Yiling Patriarch—until he discovers just how important the man was to his beloved Hanguang-Jun. So when Mo Xuanyu arrives on the scene, sights clearly set on Hanguang-Jun's affections, Sizhui decides Mo Xuanyu needs to hear the story before he gives his heart away. But Sizhui is missing one very important piece of the puzzle...
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25 Apr 2023
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long have you been alone by martyrsdaughter
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
12 Nov 2020
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By the time MianMian gets back from her honeymoon, his name and face will be gloriously etched into Lan Wangji's memory. Impossible to remove.
He's going to make that man think of him daily. He wants to drive him insane.
Maybe Lan Wangji will have to invent an actual forget-Wei-Wuxian curse just to survive the aftermath.
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22 Apr 2023